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IQ Test...
Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide
how you should spend the rest of your day...
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.
By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth,
he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper
and the purchase is done.
Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a
pair of sunglasses.
How should he express himself?
Think about it...
Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide
how you should spend the rest of your day...
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.
By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth,
he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper
and the purchase is done.
Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a
pair of sunglasses.
How should he express himself?
Think about it...
He opens his mouth and says.
'I would like to buy a pair of Sunglasses'.
If you got this wrong -- please turn off your computer
and call it a day.
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My doctor told me that jogging could add years to
my life.
He was right....... I feel ten years older already.
my life.
He was right....... I feel ten years older already.
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A study in the Washington Post says that women
have better verbal skills than men, and I just want to
say to the authors of that study: Duh.—
have better verbal skills than men, and I just want to
say to the authors of that study: Duh.—
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An employee of the U.S. Postal Service is retiring
after 44 years without using any of her sick days.
Friends describe her as “dedicated,” while co-workers
describe her as “that lady who gave me the flu.”
after 44 years without using any of her sick days.
Friends describe her as “dedicated,” while co-workers
describe her as “that lady who gave me the flu.”
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We have a new secretary of state, John Kerry,
former senator from Massachusetts.
For four years Hillary Clinton served as the secretary
of state, and in a moving ceremony today Hillary
official turned over the pants suit.
former senator from Massachusetts.
For four years Hillary Clinton served as the secretary
of state, and in a moving ceremony today Hillary
official turned over the pants suit.
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I can’t understand why a person will take a year
to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a
few dollars.
to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a
few dollars.
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Zimbabwe's finance minister revealed yesterday that
his country has only $217 left in the government
Treasury.
Today President Obama said, "Stop bragging!"
his country has only $217 left in the government
Treasury.
Today President Obama said, "Stop bragging!"
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A little boy and a little girl were outside their homes
playing in the snow when their fathers both came
out and sent them in for dinner.
The father of the little boy looks down and says
"I am so proud of my son, he wrote his name in the
snow with his pee."
The father of the little girl looks down at the name,
thinks for a second and then starts shaking his head.
"Yeah, and that's my daughters hand writing!"
playing in the snow when their fathers both came
out and sent them in for dinner.
The father of the little boy looks down and says
"I am so proud of my son, he wrote his name in the
snow with his pee."
The father of the little girl looks down at the name,
thinks for a second and then starts shaking his head.
"Yeah, and that's my daughters hand writing!"
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Super Bowl parties are a lot of fun.
It's also a really great way to give your friends all
the flu at once.
Super Bowl parties are a lot of fun.
It's also a really great way to give your friends all
the flu at once.
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China is launching their own version of the
TV show "Friends."
Six attractive young people live together in an iPad
factory.
They get yelled at if they don't work fast enough.
TV show "Friends."
Six attractive young people live together in an iPad
factory.
They get yelled at if they don't work fast enough.
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I always have trouble remembering three things:
faces, names, and—I can’t remember what the third
thing is.
faces, names, and—I can’t remember what the third
thing is.
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