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Did you know that the Russian military advisors
in Syria told them how to defeat the Israeli army,
based on old Russian miltary doctrine.
They are to wait until it snows heavily on the Negev
desert, then counter-attack with everything that
they've got......
in Syria told them how to defeat the Israeli army,
based on old Russian miltary doctrine.
They are to wait until it snows heavily on the Negev
desert, then counter-attack with everything that
they've got......
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China's two-step plan to defeat the US
1.- Buy a controlling stake in McDonald's
2.- Without changing prices, turn all the
McDonald's into "all you can eat" buffets.
1.- Buy a controlling stake in McDonald's
2.- Without changing prices, turn all the
McDonald's into "all you can eat" buffets.
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A guy recently got killed by a falling sign outside a
bookies.
What are the odds?
bookies.
What are the odds?
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A government warning said that anyone travelling
in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets,
sleeping bag, extra clothing, 24 hour supply of food
and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, tow rope,
petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads.
I looked like a nut on the bus this morning.
in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets,
sleeping bag, extra clothing, 24 hour supply of food
and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, tow rope,
petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads.
I looked like a nut on the bus this morning.
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I got sacked tonight for refusing to serve some girl
who'd clearly had far too many already.
The fat witch complained to my McManager.
who'd clearly had far too many already.
The fat witch complained to my McManager.
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I was recently on vacation in Maine, when I observed
a pretty bad car crash between two police partol cars.
The officers were standing around, looking at the
damage and they both had a confused look on their
faces.
I figured that they were trying to figure out what to
do because who were they supposed to call, the police?
a pretty bad car crash between two police partol cars.
The officers were standing around, looking at the
damage and they both had a confused look on their
faces.
I figured that they were trying to figure out what to
do because who were they supposed to call, the police?
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The kindergarten class had settled down to its
coloring books.
Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said,
"Miss Francis, I ain't go no crayons."
"Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean,
"I don't have any crayons.'
You don't have any crayons.
We don't have any crayons.
They don't have any crayons.
Do you see what I'm getting at?"
"Not really," Willie said, "What happened to all
them crayons?"
coloring books.
Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said,
"Miss Francis, I ain't go no crayons."
"Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean,
"I don't have any crayons.'
You don't have any crayons.
We don't have any crayons.
They don't have any crayons.
Do you see what I'm getting at?"
"Not really," Willie said, "What happened to all
them crayons?"
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris.
But usually they grow up just to be killed by
Chuck Norris.
But usually they grow up just to be killed by
Chuck Norris.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute
you wake up in the morning you’re on the job...
you wake up in the morning you’re on the job...
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