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A Lawyer will do anything to win a case,
sometimes he will even tell the truth.
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You ever look for the remote control,
you can't find it, so you just decide, Ah,
it looks like I'm not watching TV.
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Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party.
After the party they returned to the hotel.
The hotel was 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working.
They made a plan for the first 200 stories,
Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story
and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.
They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn.
He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's
my sad story.
I forgot the keys downstairs.
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There are 3 kinds of people, those who can count
and those who can't..
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I think your marriage license should be like your
drivers license: should have an expiration date on it.
You should have to renew it every couple of years,
and if you dont renew it, it just run out.
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Hard to believe that another woman has been gang
raped on a public bus in India.
Surely at least one of the other 674 passengers
could have prevented it?
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"What you do not wish for yourself, do not do to
others." - Confucious
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
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