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Consumers became suspicious when they received '
recorded messages urging them to go to a website
where they could “update” their bank account records.
How did victims know it was just a “phishing”
expedition?
Their caller IDs read “This is a scam.”
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Q: What is the height of stupidity?
A: 2 men sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a
window seat....
A: 2 men sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a
window seat....
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"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate
men everywhere? "
'Hold my purse.'
men everywhere? "
'Hold my purse.'
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Tina : I am much at ease on the second day of my
diet.
Rina : Is that becuase the body adapts to the diet
plan by then?
Tina: No, it's because I would have given up by
the next day....
diet.
Rina : Is that becuase the body adapts to the diet
plan by then?
Tina: No, it's because I would have given up by
the next day....
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Retirement is the best thing that has happened to
my brother-in-law.
"I never know what day of the week it is,"
he gloated.
"All I know is, the day the big paper comes,
I have to dress up and go to church."
my brother-in-law.
"I never know what day of the week it is,"
he gloated.
"All I know is, the day the big paper comes,
I have to dress up and go to church."
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Joe Albert Ruiz, 19, was arrested in Santa Maria in
September.
Police said he had broken into a car in the middle
of the night and was in the trunk, disconnecting the
rear speakers, when the trunk closed and locked him
in.
Neighbors reported strange noises, and a police
officer called to the scene heard Ruiz banging on
the trunk and yelling, "Let me out!"
September.
Police said he had broken into a car in the middle
of the night and was in the trunk, disconnecting the
rear speakers, when the trunk closed and locked him
in.
Neighbors reported strange noises, and a police
officer called to the scene heard Ruiz banging on
the trunk and yelling, "Let me out!"
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After learning that her parents were in a minor
car accident, my wife called her mother.
“What happened?” she asked.”
I was driving and fell asleep,” said her mother,
irritated.
“And of course, your father wasn’t paying attention!”
car accident, my wife called her mother.
“What happened?” she asked.”
I was driving and fell asleep,” said her mother,
irritated.
“And of course, your father wasn’t paying attention!”
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A zealous Christian who was trying to convert a
Hindu found himself getting nowhere.
"The thing is," argued the frustrated Christian,
"you have to be born again!"
"But I have been born again!" insisted the Hindu.
"And again and again and again ..."
Hindu found himself getting nowhere.
"The thing is," argued the frustrated Christian,
"you have to be born again!"
"But I have been born again!" insisted the Hindu.
"And again and again and again ..."
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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked
his parents "how was I born?"
"Well honey…" said the slightly prudish parent,
"the stork brought you to us."
"OH," said the boy.
"Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
"Oh, the stork brought us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?"
he persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said
the parent, by now starting to squirm a little in the
Lazy Boy recliner.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to
the teacher who read with confusion the opening
sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write
due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural
childbirth in my family for three generations."
his parents "how was I born?"
"Well honey…" said the slightly prudish parent,
"the stork brought you to us."
"OH," said the boy.
"Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
"Oh, the stork brought us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?"
he persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said
the parent, by now starting to squirm a little in the
Lazy Boy recliner.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to
the teacher who read with confusion the opening
sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write
due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural
childbirth in my family for three generations."
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