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Useless Knowledge....
Britney Spears take note: it’s all downhill after 20, when your brain reaches its maximum weight of
about 3 pounds.
Over the next 60 years, as billions of nerve cells die
within the brain, it loses about 3 ounces.
The brain begins to lose cells at a rate of 50,000 per
day by the age of 30.
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"I'm ashamed of you,"the mother said.
"Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!"
"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said.
"So I threw one at him."
The mother stated emphatically, "When he threw a
rock at you, you should have come to me."
The boy replied, "What good would that have done?
My aim is way better than yours."
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when
you start getting clothes for Christmas.☺☺
We’d finally built our dream home, but the
contractor had a concern: the placement of an
atrium window for our walk-in shower.
"I’m afraid your neighbors might have a good view
of you au naturel," he said.
My middle-aged wife put him at ease.
"Don’t worry," she said.... "They’ll only look once."
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law
and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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The International Olympic Committee has stripped
India of its right to participate in the games. In response, India said.........
"Fine, just try logging on to your computers now."
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Two surgeons met at a party.
A: “So what is your specialty?” B: “My specialty is cosmetic surgery.
You know, a snip here, a cut there, a fold here,
a tuck there and Bob’s your uncle.
How about you?”
A: “I specialize in sex change operations.
You know, a snip here, a cut there, a fold here,
a tuck there and Bob’s your aunt.”
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Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top
of an outhouse? Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered
"No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house!"
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Free puppy.....
half shitzu and half bulldog....It's a bullshitz.☺☺☺☺
