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I got a hug from "Witchy", and I liked it.
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie,
whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad.
Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having
a grand old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God
want with a dead dog?"
whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad.
Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having
a grand old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God
want with a dead dog?"
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It is already tomorrow in Australia. --Charles Schulz--
It is already tomorrow in Australia. --Charles Schulz--
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fantasy roleplay...
last week I indulged my wife's sexual fantasy.....
She dressed up as a cheerleader, and I played a guy
who was interested in what she had to say......
last week I indulged my wife's sexual fantasy.....
She dressed up as a cheerleader, and I played a guy
who was interested in what she had to say......
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I've been eating alot of carrots lately and its
impacting my sex life in a negative way...
Now I can see the wife even when the lights are off.
impacting my sex life in a negative way...
Now I can see the wife even when the lights are off.
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I don't want to brag or anything, but I looked really
hot at last nights costume party.
I went as a habanero pepper.
hot at last nights costume party.
I went as a habanero pepper.
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How come you never hear anything about the 10th
reindeer Olive..
You know, Olive the other reindeer used to laugh
and call him names.
reindeer Olive..
You know, Olive the other reindeer used to laugh
and call him names.
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Useless Knowledge:
Banging your head against a wall can burn up to
150 calories per hour.
Banging your head against a wall can burn up to
150 calories per hour.
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My neighbour said to me, "Is your cat OK?
I haven't seen it around."
I said, "It's put a little too much weight on recently,
but I'm sure it'll be out and about again soon."
"Is it in the vets then?" he asked.
"Special dietary requirements?"
"No," I replied. "It's stuck in the cat flap on my door."
I haven't seen it around."
I said, "It's put a little too much weight on recently,
but I'm sure it'll be out and about again soon."
"Is it in the vets then?" he asked.
"Special dietary requirements?"
"No," I replied. "It's stuck in the cat flap on my door."
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