Friday, December 14, 2012

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I got a hug from "Witchy", and I liked it.
 
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie,
whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
 "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad.
Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having
a grand old time with God."
 Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God
want with a dead dog?"
 
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It is already tomorrow in Australia. --Charles Schulz--
 
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fantasy roleplay...
last week I indulged my wife's sexual fantasy.....
She dressed up as a cheerleader, and I played a guy
who was interested in what she had to say......
 
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I've been eating alot of carrots lately and its
impacting my sex life in a negative way...
 Now I can see the wife even when the lights are off.
 
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I don't want to brag or anything, but I looked really
hot at last nights costume party.
 I went as a habanero pepper.
 
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How come you never hear anything about the 10th
reindeer Olive..
You know, Olive the other reindeer used to laugh
and call him names.
 
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Useless Knowledge:
Banging your head against a wall can burn up to
150 calories per hour.
 
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My neighbour said to me, "Is your cat OK?
I haven't seen it around."
I said, "It's put a little too much weight on recently,
but I'm sure it'll be out and about again soon."
"Is it in the vets then?" he asked.
"Special dietary requirements?"
"No," I replied. "It's stuck in the cat flap on my door."
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