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Useless Knowledge....
In Peking, during the Middle Ages, one took revenge
against one’s enemies by placing finely chopped tiger
whiskers in their food.
The whisker barbs would get caught in the victim’s
digestive tract and cause sores and infections.
Not even the earliest forms of Pepto Bismal helped!
In Peking, during the Middle Ages, one took revenge
against one’s enemies by placing finely chopped tiger
whiskers in their food.
The whisker barbs would get caught in the victim’s
digestive tract and cause sores and infections.
Not even the earliest forms of Pepto Bismal helped!
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light,
but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait
until Thursday to be connected.
but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait
until Thursday to be connected.
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I love Christmas.
I love putting on the costume, sneaking into the kids
room and whispering Ho-Ho-Ho!
Although they don't seem to love it so much when
they wake up rubbing their eyes.
To see the Jolly Green Giant standing over them.
I love putting on the costume, sneaking into the kids
room and whispering Ho-Ho-Ho!
Although they don't seem to love it so much when
they wake up rubbing their eyes.
To see the Jolly Green Giant standing over them.
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and
got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends
over there."
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and
got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends
over there."
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Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a
tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a
large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and left
them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started
to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary can't believe it!
He said, "What's wrong with you?
We're being boiled alive!
They're gonna eat us!
What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"
The other missionary said, "I just peed in the soup!"
tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a
large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and left
them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started
to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary can't believe it!
He said, "What's wrong with you?
We're being boiled alive!
They're gonna eat us!
What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"
The other missionary said, "I just peed in the soup!"
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To avoid disappointment never ever put your faith
in any politician or political party.
in any politician or political party.
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A man walks into a bar one day and asks,
"Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up.
"What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."
"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says,
disbelievingly.
"How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"
"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
"Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up.
"What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."
"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says,
disbelievingly.
"How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"
"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
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Going bald at a young age can be tough,
but you don't have to do it alone.
I just found this really strong support group called
"skinheads".
but you don't have to do it alone.
I just found this really strong support group called
"skinheads".
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