Down Hummingbird Lane

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Retirement is the best thing that has happened to
my brother-in-law.
"I never know what day of the week it is," he gloated.
"All I know is, the day the big paper comes,
I have to dress up and go to church."

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During the war between Israel and the Arab
Countries an Arabic plane was shot down.
The pilot was captured and the Israelis tries to get
him to tell all technical details about the plane. .
 "How fast can it fly?"
The pilot says nothing and the Israelis gives him a
good beating.
"How many rockets does the plane carry?"
Again the pilot doesn't responds and he get another
good beating.
"What is the maximum altitude of flying?"
The pilot responds with silence, and get another
beating.
This goes on and on and the Israelis get nothing out
 of the Arabic pilot so they decide to release him.
 When the pilot returned home he was considered to
be a national hero and he get interviewed by a
reporter.
 The reporter asks the pilot if he has any tips to other
pilots if they get caught.
 "Make sure you know all the technical details about
the planes, otherwise they beat the crap out of you!"

 

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knock knock
who's there
oddley hee
oddley hee who
I didn't know you could yodel!

 

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At the restaurant, a sign read "Karaoke Tonight!"
Grandma studied it before asking, "What kind of fish
is that?"

 

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A small boy stunned his parents after church one
Sunday when he began to empty his pockets of
nickels, dimes, and quarters.
 Finally his mother asked the obvious question:
"Where did you get all that money?"
 "At Sunday school," the boy replied enthusiastically.
"They got bowls of it!"

 

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who!
Doughnut open until Christmas!

 

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I had a friend who was a Jehovah's Witness....
But I wouldn't play his Knock, Knock joke with him,
so he doesn't come around anymore.
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