Ready for the snow.....
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Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation.
The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted
a Western or English saddle.
Judi asked what the difference was.
"Well," said the cowboy, "one has a horn and the
other doesn't."
Judi thought about it for a second and answered.
"Just get the one without the horn.
I don't think we'll run into too much traffic out here."
The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted
a Western or English saddle.
Judi asked what the difference was.
"Well," said the cowboy, "one has a horn and the
other doesn't."
Judi thought about it for a second and answered.
"Just get the one without the horn.
I don't think we'll run into too much traffic out here."
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A repairman arrived within the hour!
A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay
telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly
inconvenienced when the phone went out of
commission.
Repeated requests for repair brought only promises.
After several days, the phone company was again
contacted and told that there was no longer a rush.
The phone was now working fine--except that all
money was being returned upon completion of each
call.
A repairman arrived within the hour!
A repairman arrived within the hour!
A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay
telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly
inconvenienced when the phone went out of
commission.
Repeated requests for repair brought only promises.
After several days, the phone company was again
contacted and told that there was no longer a rush.
The phone was now working fine--except that all
money was being returned upon completion of each
call.
A repairman arrived within the hour!
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As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia
after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn,
doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor
replied.
"We didn't want you to think the operation was a
failure."
after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn,
doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor
replied.
"We didn't want you to think the operation was a
failure."
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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the public that everything
possible is being done while the other screws it into
a water faucet...
light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the public that everything
possible is being done while the other screws it into
a water faucet...
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"I'm afraid I have some bad news for you,"
the secretary said to her boss.
"Why do you always have to give me bad news?"
her boss asked.
"Can't you tell me some good news for once?"
"OK," the secretary replied, "you're not sterile!"
the secretary said to her boss.
"Why do you always have to give me bad news?"
her boss asked.
"Can't you tell me some good news for once?"
"OK," the secretary replied, "you're not sterile!"
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Useless Knowledge:
A shrewdness of apes
A troop of baboons
A shoal of bass
A sleuth or sloth of bears
A sounder of boars
An army of caterpillars
A clowder or clutter of cats
A brood or peep of chickens
A clutch or chattering of chicks
A shrewdness of apes
A troop of baboons
A shoal of bass
A sleuth or sloth of bears
A sounder of boars
An army of caterpillars
A clowder or clutter of cats
A brood or peep of chickens
A clutch or chattering of chicks
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Teacher to a student: "Can you think of a solution to
end unemployment?"
"Yes, sir! I'd put all the men on one island and the
women on another."
"And what would they be doing then?"
"Building boats!"
end unemployment?"
"Yes, sir! I'd put all the men on one island and the
women on another."
"And what would they be doing then?"
"Building boats!"
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