Down Hummingbird Lane

Mr. Cool...

 

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Just remember this on Thanksgiving Day:
Families are like fudge -- mostly sweet, with a few
nuts.

 

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Senior Campbell's soup -
New Large Type Alphabet Soup.

 

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Useless Knowledge;
Cats, not dogs, are now the most common pets in
America.
Approximately 66 million cats to 58 million dogs are
family pets, with parakeets flying a distant third at
14 million.

 

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A Bad Day ..
I went to a freak show..........
and they let me in for nothing.

 

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After suffering through years of his wife’s awful
coffee, the man spit it out and took the coffee maker
to his lawyer.
Dropping it on the attorney’s desk, the man snarl,
"Here they are!”
 “Here are what?” the startled lawyer asked.
“Grounds for divorce.”

 

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Support BINGO! Keep Grandma off the streets.

 

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My friend reviewed her young son's fill-in-the-blank
homework.
 One line: "At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ____.
" His response: "Receipts."

 

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A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row
boat, rowing towards California.
The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts,
"Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?"
One of the Mexicans stands up and shouts,
"We are invading the United States!"
The crew of the destroyer all start laughing and
when the captain finally stops laughing, he gets back
on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of
you?"
The Mexican stands up again and shouts,
"No, we're the last four, the rest are already there!"

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