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A sheik employed a track star to run from the palace
to his harem, which was about three miles away,
to fetch one of his wives whenever he was in the
mood.
The sheik would nod and the track star would take off.
This event usually took place about three times a day
until the runner died at age 36.
The sheik lived to be 96.
The moral of the story is, "Sex doesn't kill you...
it's the running after it that does."
to his harem, which was about three miles away,
to fetch one of his wives whenever he was in the
mood.
The sheik would nod and the track star would take off.
This event usually took place about three times a day
until the runner died at age 36.
The sheik lived to be 96.
The moral of the story is, "Sex doesn't kill you...
it's the running after it that does."
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My wife called me..... a child.
I told her, be careful who you're calling a child
because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile.
And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get
lectured by a pervert.
I told her, be careful who you're calling a child
because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile.
And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get
lectured by a pervert.
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Everything will be okay in the end.
If it's not okay, it's not the end.
If it's not okay, it's not the end.
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While watching a a movie recently recently, a man
couldn't hear the dialogue over the chatter of the
two women sitting in front of him.
Unable to bear it any longer, he tapped one of them
on the shoulder.
"Excuse me," he said, "I can't hear."
"I should hope not," one woman replied sharply.
"This is a private conversation."
couldn't hear the dialogue over the chatter of the
two women sitting in front of him.
Unable to bear it any longer, he tapped one of them
on the shoulder.
"Excuse me," he said, "I can't hear."
"I should hope not," one woman replied sharply.
"This is a private conversation."
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"DOC, YOU'VE GOT to help my husband," a farmer's
wife said frantically.
"He thinks he's a racehorse.
He wants to live in a stable; he walks on all fours
and he even eats hay."
"I'm sure I can cure him," the doctor replied,
"but it'll be very costly."
"Oh, money's no object," she responded.
"He's already won two races."
wife said frantically.
"He thinks he's a racehorse.
He wants to live in a stable; he walks on all fours
and he even eats hay."
"I'm sure I can cure him," the doctor replied,
"but it'll be very costly."
"Oh, money's no object," she responded.
"He's already won two races."
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Two chickens cross the road
It turns out to be a double breasted sandwich..
It turns out to be a double breasted sandwich..
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I got in a cab last night and said, "56 Moor Street
please, pal."
The cabbie said, "Doing anything nice?"
I said, "Well, actually mate, I'm going to see a
woman I met on one of those adult singles sites
where married people meet up for sex."
He said, "I wouldn't do it if I were you."
I said,"Why not?"
"Because I live at 56 Moor Street."
please, pal."
The cabbie said, "Doing anything nice?"
I said, "Well, actually mate, I'm going to see a
woman I met on one of those adult singles sites
where married people meet up for sex."
He said, "I wouldn't do it if I were you."
I said,"Why not?"
"Because I live at 56 Moor Street."
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I worked in a garage that had a jet wash.
It was useless - they couldn't land.
It was useless - they couldn't land.
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