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Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow?
A: The Leprachan took it and sold it to Cash4Gold!
A: The Leprachan took it and sold it to Cash4Gold!
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Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful
New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the
Staten Island Ferry when a car got loose and sent him into
the river where he drowned.
The following Sunday his widow, all decked out in deepest
black, was standing on the church steps after Mass,
receiving condolences and enjoying every minute of it,
when an old friend of the contractor came up.
"I'm sorry, Mary, for your trouble," offered the friend.
"Did Mike leave you well fixed?"
"Oh, he did!" she said.
"He left me almost a half million dollars."
"Well now, that's not bad for a man who couldn't read
or write."
"Nor swim either," added the widow.
New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the
Staten Island Ferry when a car got loose and sent him into
the river where he drowned.
The following Sunday his widow, all decked out in deepest
black, was standing on the church steps after Mass,
receiving condolences and enjoying every minute of it,
when an old friend of the contractor came up.
"I'm sorry, Mary, for your trouble," offered the friend.
"Did Mike leave you well fixed?"
"Oh, he did!" she said.
"He left me almost a half million dollars."
"Well now, that's not bad for a man who couldn't read
or write."
"Nor swim either," added the widow.
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Whenever I write a letter to someone,
I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law.
It's my P.S. de resistance.
I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law.
It's my P.S. de resistance.
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The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a
great deal about the food.
"Here," he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat
for inspection, "do you call that pig?"
"Which end of the fork, sir?" the waitress asked sweetly....
great deal about the food.
"Here," he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat
for inspection, "do you call that pig?"
"Which end of the fork, sir?" the waitress asked sweetly....
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My friend Dave at work has just passed a dope test.
Yes, He is definitely a dope.
Yes, He is definitely a dope.
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We were at the coffee machine the other day and my friend
looked at me and said I like my coffee like I like my women,
Hot and with cream.
The lady behind us overheard us and I thought we might
be in for a lecture.
Instead she stepped up to the machine put in her money
and looked at us and said “I like my hot cocoa like I like
my men, Hot and Whipped.
Boy were we surprised.
looked at me and said I like my coffee like I like my women,
Hot and with cream.
The lady behind us overheard us and I thought we might
be in for a lecture.
Instead she stepped up to the machine put in her money
and looked at us and said “I like my hot cocoa like I like
my men, Hot and Whipped.
Boy were we surprised.
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I've decided to retire on Monday & live off my savings.
Don't know what I will do on Tuesday though.
Don't know what I will do on Tuesday though.
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The default Magic Word, "Abracadabra", actually is a
corruption of the Hebrew phrase "ha-Bracha dab'ra"
which means "pronounce the blessing".
And which blessing normally precedes making your
money disappear!
corruption of the Hebrew phrase "ha-Bracha dab'ra"
which means "pronounce the blessing".
And which blessing normally precedes making your
money disappear!
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