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Funniest thing today for real!
Al Gore claimed that Obama's "poor perfromance" at
the debate is due to the thin air!
Funny is that nobody ever blamed the thin air for the
BS that Obama spread when he came to Colorado.
Newsflash, Mitt Romney is not from Colorado either!
Al Gore claimed that Obama's "poor perfromance" at
the debate is due to the thin air!
Funny is that nobody ever blamed the thin air for the
BS that Obama spread when he came to Colorado.
Newsflash, Mitt Romney is not from Colorado either!
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You know you are addicted to the Internet when...
You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top
to bottom.
Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to
search.
You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity
and no phone lines.
You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying
a cellular modem and a laptop
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on
your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top
to bottom.
Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to
search.
You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity
and no phone lines.
You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying
a cellular modem and a laptop
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on
your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
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one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus
driver:'
'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?''
The bus driver shakes his head and says,'
'No, I'm sorry.'
'At this the other blonde leans inside
'Will it take me'?
driver:'
'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?''
The bus driver shakes his head and says,'
'No, I'm sorry.'
'At this the other blonde leans inside
'Will it take me'?
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A frightened man dialled 911 to report! an assault.
"I was coming in the back door," said the man to the
dispatcher, "when I was struck on the forehead.
Luckily, I was able to get into the house and lock the
door...... Please send help right away!"
After advising him to stay calm, the dispatcher sent
an officer to investigate.
About a half hour later, the policeman returns to the
station and is sporting a large bump on his head.
"What happened to you?," asked the chief.
"Did you find the perpetrator?"
"Yes I did, and it was easy, chief," replied the cop,
rubbing his sore head ... "I stepped on the rake, too."
"I was coming in the back door," said the man to the
dispatcher, "when I was struck on the forehead.
Luckily, I was able to get into the house and lock the
door...... Please send help right away!"
After advising him to stay calm, the dispatcher sent
an officer to investigate.
About a half hour later, the policeman returns to the
station and is sporting a large bump on his head.
"What happened to you?," asked the chief.
"Did you find the perpetrator?"
"Yes I did, and it was easy, chief," replied the cop,
rubbing his sore head ... "I stepped on the rake, too."
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A while ago I signed myself into one of those
institutions that gradually wean you off of your need
for money to the point that, if you don't have any -
you don't care.........I got married.
institutions that gradually wean you off of your need
for money to the point that, if you don't have any -
you don't care.........I got married.
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A spinster lady booked into a rather large city hotel
for a short holiday.
The porter showed her to her room on an upper floor.
After half an hour she reappeared in the foyer
demanding to see the manager.
“It’s disgusting; I can see a naked man in the bedroom
of the hotel next door” she told the manager.
Rather startled by this claim, he straight away
accompanied the lady back to her room to ascertain
what she had seen.
Looking out of the window he exclaimed “I can’t see
any naked man”
“Oh, you have to stand on that chair” was the reply!
for a short holiday.
The porter showed her to her room on an upper floor.
After half an hour she reappeared in the foyer
demanding to see the manager.
“It’s disgusting; I can see a naked man in the bedroom
of the hotel next door” she told the manager.
Rather startled by this claim, he straight away
accompanied the lady back to her room to ascertain
what she had seen.
Looking out of the window he exclaimed “I can’t see
any naked man”
“Oh, you have to stand on that chair” was the reply!
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John says to his wife , "When will you straighten out
the house, dear?"
Wife (in a bad mood) replies sarcastically,
"Why? Is it tilted?"
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the house, dear?"
Wife (in a bad mood) replies sarcastically,
"Why? Is it tilted?"
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