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During a recent Romney campaign stop, a heckler
from the audience hollered, "Hey Mitt Witt, where are
you hiding your tax returns?
Governor Romney politely responded, "I've found a
very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found."
The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where
is that, dummy"?
Governor Romney smiled and said, "They are
underneath Obama's Birth Certificate, college records,
his immigration status as a student, and his funding
sources to pay for college.
What's your next question?"
from the audience hollered, "Hey Mitt Witt, where are
you hiding your tax returns?
Governor Romney politely responded, "I've found a
very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found."
The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where
is that, dummy"?
Governor Romney smiled and said, "They are
underneath Obama's Birth Certificate, college records,
his immigration status as a student, and his funding
sources to pay for college.
What's your next question?"
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I was raging when I got kicked out of the zoo today!
I was only feeding the ducks .............
To the alligators..
I was only feeding the ducks .............
To the alligators..
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One day, a farmer went into town to pick out a new
television.
He found one that he thought would do just fine.
As the area had no cable TV, he picked out an antenna
as well.
At the store the sales person assured him that the
store would install the antenna and TV the next day.
The television and antenna were delivered and
installed as promised.
The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV
and found only political ads on every channel.
The next morning he turned the TV on and found
only political ads again.
When he came in to eat lunch he tried the TV again
but still only found political ads.
The following day, when he still found only political
ads he called the store to complain.
The owner said that it was impossible for every
channel to only have political ads, but agreed to send
their repairman to check the TV.
When the TV repairman turned on the TV he found
that the farmer was right.
After looking at the TV for a while the repairman went
outside to check the antenna.
In a few minutes the repairman returned and told the
farmer he had found the problem.
The antenna had been installed improperly.....
He found it had been installed on top of the windmill
and grounded to the manure spreader.
television.
He found one that he thought would do just fine.
As the area had no cable TV, he picked out an antenna
as well.
At the store the sales person assured him that the
store would install the antenna and TV the next day.
The television and antenna were delivered and
installed as promised.
The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV
and found only political ads on every channel.
The next morning he turned the TV on and found
only political ads again.
When he came in to eat lunch he tried the TV again
but still only found political ads.
The following day, when he still found only political
ads he called the store to complain.
The owner said that it was impossible for every
channel to only have political ads, but agreed to send
their repairman to check the TV.
When the TV repairman turned on the TV he found
that the farmer was right.
After looking at the TV for a while the repairman went
outside to check the antenna.
In a few minutes the repairman returned and told the
farmer he had found the problem.
The antenna had been installed improperly.....
He found it had been installed on top of the windmill
and grounded to the manure spreader.
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Mayan Calendar and 2012
Why would they know the end of the world?
They didnt have any pants.
Did you know that?
They didnt have the invention of pants.
You think you can crack the secrets of the universe
but not the secret of pockets?
They just made a lot of calendars and they never
said its the end of the world --
goofy white people made that up.
Mayan Calendar and 2012
Why would they know the end of the world?
They didnt have any pants.
Did you know that?
They didnt have the invention of pants.
You think you can crack the secrets of the universe
but not the secret of pockets?
They just made a lot of calendars and they never
said its the end of the world --
goofy white people made that up.
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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?:
she saw "911" on the back and thought it was a
Porsche..
she saw "911" on the back and thought it was a
Porsche..
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At a recent interview, it seems that Bill Clinton broke
out in rage after being asked a line of questions about
him being controlled.
Interviewer: "Who pulls your strings, Bill?
What special interests control you?"
Clinton (visibly upset): "You leave Hillary out of this!"
out in rage after being asked a line of questions about
him being controlled.
Interviewer: "Who pulls your strings, Bill?
What special interests control you?"
Clinton (visibly upset): "You leave Hillary out of this!"
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Do You Know Why...In The Garden Of Eden.....
Eve was always the naked one?
"Cause Adam wore the plants in that family.
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Eve was always the naked one?
"Cause Adam wore the plants in that family.
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