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An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery,
but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his
blood in case the need arises.
As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be
found locally, so, the call went out.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood
type.
The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as
appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds
& US dollars.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go
through a corrective surgery.
His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than
happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a
thank-you card and a box of Chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not
reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would
be generous again, that you would give me a BMW,
diamonds & money, but you only gave me a thank-you
card and a box of Chocolates."
To this the Arab replied:
"Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins".
but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his
blood in case the need arises.
As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be
found locally, so, the call went out.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood
type.
The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as
appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds
& US dollars.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go
through a corrective surgery.
His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than
happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a
thank-you card and a box of Chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not
reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would
be generous again, that you would give me a BMW,
diamonds & money, but you only gave me a thank-you
card and a box of Chocolates."
To this the Arab replied:
"Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins".
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I must be getting old - it used to be the police who
warned me to slow down, but now it's my doctor.
I must be getting old - it used to be the police who
warned me to slow down, but now it's my doctor.
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Why won't you ever see an elephant on an airplane?
Because the last time one of them flew, the airline
lost his trunk.
Because the last time one of them flew, the airline
lost his trunk.
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Someone told me that there's a new Playboy
for married men -- and it has the same centerfold every
month.
for married men -- and it has the same centerfold every
month.
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Went to salsa classes last night.
I looked like a real dumbass when I turned up with a
big bag of Doritos.
I looked like a real dumbass when I turned up with a
big bag of Doritos.
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Spooning:
For girls - Cute, Warm and straight to sleep....
For Boys - Face full of hair, make up all over new top,
dead arm and an awkward boner...
For girls - Cute, Warm and straight to sleep....
For Boys - Face full of hair, make up all over new top,
dead arm and an awkward boner...
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Lucy was sitting on a park bench, when a beggar appeared
out of nowhere and said to her, "Sweetheart,
let's have some fun!"
Lucy was furious and shouted, "How dare you say such a
thing?"
The beggar commented, "Then what are you doing on my
bed?"
out of nowhere and said to her, "Sweetheart,
let's have some fun!"
Lucy was furious and shouted, "How dare you say such a
thing?"
The beggar commented, "Then what are you doing on my
bed?"
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Recalled Christmas Toys.................
1.Broken Bag-O-Glass
2.Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit
3.Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook
4.Timothy McVays home Chemistry set
5.Switchblade Barney
6.Pork-n-Beany Babies
7.Make your own moonshine kit
8.Mike Tyson Doll (with ear biting action)
1.Broken Bag-O-Glass
2.Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit
3.Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook
4.Timothy McVays home Chemistry set
5.Switchblade Barney
6.Pork-n-Beany Babies
7.Make your own moonshine kit
8.Mike Tyson Doll (with ear biting action)
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I hate people that stop me and ask for directions.
I tell them where to go.....
I tell them where to go.....
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Maths question. If a 30 yr old teacher, takes a 15 yr old
pupil, 120 miles south travelling at an average speed of
40 mph.
How many years in prison will he get?
pupil, 120 miles south travelling at an average speed of
40 mph.
How many years in prison will he get?
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