Down Hummingbird Lane

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"I had an operation," said a man to his friend,
"and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That's terrible!" said the friend.
"Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"

 

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My wife came home from the doctor's the other day and
said that he told her she couldn't make love.
 I've known this for years.........
I just want to know how he found out!

 

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A recent study of men’s sleeping habits found that three
percent of men wake up in the middle of the night to
urinate, two percent get up to raid the fridge and
50 percent get up to go home.

 

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I hate it when my wife wears her red pajamas.
She's so fat, I keep thinking she's going to leave gifts
at the foot of the bed.

 

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny Farts.....

 

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I told my friend that my wife has the bad habit of staying
up until 5 in the morning."
"What is she doing my friend ask?"
"Waiting for me to get home."

 

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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

 

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I got a new rifle and I decided to try it out and
went hunting rabbits this morning.
I got two in the head, one in the chest and another in
the back leg.
The woman in the pet shop went mental!!

 

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