Ready for a new week?
I am... The temps are now better..
Those 90+ degree days will get to ya...
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I'm afraid that fulfilling my potential would really cut into
my sitting around time.
my sitting around time.
On the way to preschool, a doctor had left his stethoscope
on the car seat, and his little girl picked it up and began
playing with it.
"Be still, my heart," thought the doctor.
"My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!"
Then the child spoke into the instrument,
"Welcome to McDonald's..... May I take your order?"
on the car seat, and his little girl picked it up and began
playing with it.
"Be still, my heart," thought the doctor.
"My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!"
Then the child spoke into the instrument,
"Welcome to McDonald's..... May I take your order?"
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Gus asks his friend Pete, "Hey, can you lend me your
book titled 'How To Become A Billionaire'?"
Pete says, "Wait a minute, I'll get it for you".
When Pete gives him the book, Gus comments,
"Thank you, buddy, but half the pages are missing!!"
Pete replies, "So what? Isn't half a billion enough for you?"
book titled 'How To Become A Billionaire'?"
Pete says, "Wait a minute, I'll get it for you".
When Pete gives him the book, Gus comments,
"Thank you, buddy, but half the pages are missing!!"
Pete replies, "So what? Isn't half a billion enough for you?"
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"Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias
'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money
from 35 ATMs.
They could tell something was up when a guy named
Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks
instead of giving it to them." —Jimmy Fallon
'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money
from 35 ATMs.
They could tell something was up when a guy named
Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks
instead of giving it to them." —Jimmy Fallon
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Amanda was at a craft show was looking at a display of
excellent handmade weather vanes.
After remarking on the beautiful wrought iron work and
the durability of the weather vanes, she turned to the
craftsman and asked,
"Do they come with any different letters?"
(other than N, E, S, W).
Amanda was at a craft show was looking at a display of
excellent handmade weather vanes.
After remarking on the beautiful wrought iron work and
the durability of the weather vanes, she turned to the
craftsman and asked,
"Do they come with any different letters?"
(other than N, E, S, W).
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A lady was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired
two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was
named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of
someone naming dogs like that?"
HellllOOOooo," answered the blonde.
"They're watch dogs!"
two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was
named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of
someone naming dogs like that?"
HellllOOOooo," answered the blonde.
"They're watch dogs!"
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I support the right to bare arms and any other body
part I choose.
part I choose.
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While Charles and his wife Patti were in the bathroom
getting ready for bed, their six-year-old daughter Taryn
stood in front of the bathroom, and asked, "Mommy, why
do you always tell me how much I look like you?"
"Patti replied, "Well, it's fun to see how you have some of
my traits. But you also have some similarities with Daddy."
Charles told Taryn, "You have my eyes."
Taryn pulled up her shirt, pointed at her chest, and told
Charles, "And I have your boobs."
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getting ready for bed, their six-year-old daughter Taryn
stood in front of the bathroom, and asked, "Mommy, why
do you always tell me how much I look like you?"
"Patti replied, "Well, it's fun to see how you have some of
my traits. But you also have some similarities with Daddy."
Charles told Taryn, "You have my eyes."
Taryn pulled up her shirt, pointed at her chest, and told
Charles, "And I have your boobs."
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