Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends....
Good Weekend....
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First sailing results are in.
Britain have taken gold, the USA have taken silver and
Somalia have taken a middle-aged couple from Weymouth.

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The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to
officials on behalf of their team after realising that shooting
and sailing were two separate events.

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To honor H. Ross Perot the N Y Stock Exchange has
donated a sound system to be installed on the last vehicle
GM makes.
It plays a recording of a giant sucking sound.

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True Story....
I overheard a conversation at the grocery store.
Someone was complaining about the price of milk and
how the farmers were making too much money.
The woman said she didn't care if the farmers went out
of business she'd always bought her milk from the
grocery store and would continue to buy it there.

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If you have puffy eyes, dark circles under your eyes,
redness and swelling around your eyes, maybe it's time
to give up boxing.

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Parents should be given only a modest and sensible
allowance.
And they should be encouraged to save up for things.
This builds character.....
It also helps pay for the funeral. - P. J. O'Rourke

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They found a naked dead body of a nurse washed up on
the shore today.
How did they know it was a nurse?
She had an empty stomach, a full bladder, and her butt
was chewed out.

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This question has always haunted me.....
If a swine loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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 A young girl was walking around her grandmother's
farm when she beheld her first peacok.
She ran into the house and happily shouted, "Grandma,
one of your chicken is in bloom!"

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