Saturday....hooray....
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The Sunday school teacher had just finished the lesson.
She had taught the portion of the Bible that told of how
Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt.
She then asked if anyone had any questions or comments.
Little Jeremy raised his hand.
"My mommy looked back once when she was driving and
she turned into a telephone pole!"
She had taught the portion of the Bible that told of how
Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt.
She then asked if anyone had any questions or comments.
Little Jeremy raised his hand.
"My mommy looked back once when she was driving and
she turned into a telephone pole!"
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US tourists, a man and his wife are traveling in the Middle
East.
An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I'll give you
100 camels for your woman."
After a long silence, the husband says, "She's not for sale."
The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?"
The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get
100 camels back home."
US tourists, a man and his wife are traveling in the Middle
East.
An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I'll give you
100 camels for your woman."
After a long silence, the husband says, "She's not for sale."
The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?"
The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get
100 camels back home."
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'.
He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'.
'Is it common?'I asked.
'It's not unusual' he replied.
He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'.
'Is it common?'I asked.
'It's not unusual' he replied.
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I'm on a whiskey diet........
I've lost three days already.
I'm on a whiskey diet........
I've lost three days already.
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"Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the
bewildered private.
"I suppose after you get discharged from the Army,
you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and
spit on my grave."
"Not me, Serge!" the private replied.
"Once I get out ofthe Army, I'm never going to stand in
line again!
"I suppose after you get discharged from the Army,
you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and
spit on my grave."
"Not me, Serge!" the private replied.
"Once I get out ofthe Army, I'm never going to stand in
line again!
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Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
Useless knowledge...
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Phobia: coprastasophobia Fear of: constipation...
Phobia: coprastasophobia Fear of: constipation...
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You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with
just a kind word.
just a kind word.
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A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "I came first in the Olympics and they
gave the medal to the twat on my back."
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "I came first in the Olympics and they
gave the medal to the twat on my back."
