another Hot day....
and calling for the same all week.
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I was so close...........
to getting off from a speeding ticket the other day.
I told the female officer she was the most beautiful woman
I'd ever seen.
Blushing with a huge grin she said "thank you very much".
To which I replied 'and that's not just the booze talking
either".
to getting off from a speeding ticket the other day.
I told the female officer she was the most beautiful woman
I'd ever seen.
Blushing with a huge grin she said "thank you very much".
To which I replied 'and that's not just the booze talking
either".
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I read this on the Internet -- did you know that 4th of July
is more popular in this country than in any other country in
the whole world?
is more popular in this country than in any other country in
the whole world?
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Q: What do you call 13 bunnies in a row, hopping
backwards?
A: A receding hairline!!!!!!
backwards?
A: A receding hairline!!!!!!
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I got stopped by a woman in the street today.
She said, "Excuse me, sir, have you had an accident in the
last three years that wasn't your fault?"
I said, "Yes, she's nearly 2 now."
She said, "Excuse me, sir, have you had an accident in the
last three years that wasn't your fault?"
I said, "Yes, she's nearly 2 now."
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So my girlfriend wants to get married......
I said, "Hey, introduce me to the guy and if he's a good guy
I'll give it my blessing."
I said, "Hey, introduce me to the guy and if he's a good guy
I'll give it my blessing."
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2 guys are drivin around town.
As they pull up to the red light the driver flies
through it....
As they pull up to the red light the driver flies
through it....
The passenger yells at him "what are
you doing?"
he replies "this is how his brother drives."
They come to another red light, and again, he
shoots right through it.
Again he asks,"Why'd you do that?"
Again,he says this is how his brother drives.
They then come to a green light, and he slams on
the brakes.
The passenger shouted at him, "Why do you do
that?!"
He replied, "You never know, my brother could
be coming the other way."
you doing?"
he replies "this is how his brother drives."
They come to another red light, and again, he
shoots right through it.
Again he asks,"Why'd you do that?"
Again,he says this is how his brother drives.
They then come to a green light, and he slams on
the brakes.
The passenger shouted at him, "Why do you do
that?!"
He replied, "You never know, my brother could
be coming the other way."
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What does E.T. stand for?
Because he hasn't got a chair!
What does E.T. stand for?
Because he hasn't got a chair!
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