Thunder and lightning....
Got to get it done.....
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A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with
their pets on the bed.
I tried it once, damn goldfish died...
their pets on the bed.
I tried it once, damn goldfish died...
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A Chinese man walked into the bar and said Lil Wayne
was outside...
He wasn't wrong either, I just saw it on my weather report.
was outside...
He wasn't wrong either, I just saw it on my weather report.
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When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.
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How about those Olympic uniforms?
They're made by Ralph Lauren and they're beautiful.
They're colorful, they're odd.
I mean they look like the cast of "Glee."
They look like the entire navy of Monaco.
They're made by Ralph Lauren and they're beautiful.
They're colorful, they're odd.
I mean they look like the cast of "Glee."
They look like the entire navy of Monaco.
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After the birth of her son, my friend Sue got the name of a
pediatrician from her mother.
"This is the doctor who took care of you when you were a
baby," her mother said".....And I think he's still in practice."
My friend contacted the doctor, and during his examination
of the baby,
Sue remarked, "You were my pediatrician when I was a
newborn."
Replied the doctor, "I thought you looked familiar!"
pediatrician from her mother.
"This is the doctor who took care of you when you were a
baby," her mother said".....And I think he's still in practice."
My friend contacted the doctor, and during his examination
of the baby,
Sue remarked, "You were my pediatrician when I was a
newborn."
Replied the doctor, "I thought you looked familiar!"
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night and I beat him
off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
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Lance Armstrong Finally Busted...
Apparently the constant witch hunts over the years by the
French has paid off.
They've been trying to prove Lance Armstrong used illegal
substances to win the Tour de France, and they finally have
him.
A leading French newspaper stated today that they found
THREE banned substances in his hotel room.
They were deodorant, toothpaste, and soap...
Apparently the constant witch hunts over the years by the
French has paid off.
They've been trying to prove Lance Armstrong used illegal
substances to win the Tour de France, and they finally have
him.
A leading French newspaper stated today that they found
THREE banned substances in his hotel room.
They were deodorant, toothpaste, and soap...
