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Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer
-Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of
Budweiser.
-When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each
other.
-Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
-Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
-A prison guard is shaving your head.
-Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of
Budweiser.
-When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each
other.
-Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
-Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
-A prison guard is shaving your head.
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Burger King has debuted its bacon sundae.
It comes with whipped cream and a note that says
"Do not resuscitate."
It comes with whipped cream and a note that says
"Do not resuscitate."
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~Phobias~
Aulophobia:
Fear of flutes.....
Arachibutyrophobia:
Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth....
Geliophobia:
Fear of laughter....
Genuphobia:
Fear of knees....
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia:
Fear of long words......
Linonophobia:
Fear of string.....
Aulophobia:
Fear of flutes.....
Arachibutyrophobia:
Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth....
Geliophobia:
Fear of laughter....
Genuphobia:
Fear of knees....
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia:
Fear of long words......
Linonophobia:
Fear of string.....
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Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client??s case on the
basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has
$500 left."
basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has
$500 left."
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I was on my way out of the house to meet with a
cantankerous client, and I was dreading it.
The look on my face must have given me away because my
five-year-old daughter asked what was wrong.
"I'm going to meet a mean woman who always yells at
Daddy," I told her.
"Oh," she said. "Say hi to Mom."
cantankerous client, and I was dreading it.
The look on my face must have given me away because my
five-year-old daughter asked what was wrong.
"I'm going to meet a mean woman who always yells at
Daddy," I told her.
"Oh," she said. "Say hi to Mom."
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A cowboy was riding into a strange town when he saw a
couple of Indians.
"Can you tell me where the nearest toilet is?"
asked the cowboy.
"We just use that tree over there," answered one of the
Indians.
The cowboy went behind the bush and did his thing,
but when he came out all the Indians were laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"That's the ladies bush," shouted the Indians.
couple of Indians.
"Can you tell me where the nearest toilet is?"
asked the cowboy.
"We just use that tree over there," answered one of the
Indians.
The cowboy went behind the bush and did his thing,
but when he came out all the Indians were laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"That's the ladies bush," shouted the Indians.
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I walked in to a bar last night,and said to the bartender,
"give me something tall,icy and full of gin".
The bartender calls to his wife,
"Betty there's someone here to see you".
"give me something tall,icy and full of gin".
The bartender calls to his wife,
"Betty there's someone here to see you".
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A Beau and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the
fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing
noses.
"Boy," said tfe Beau, "that sight sure makes me want to do
the same."
"Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.
"It's your cow."
fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing
noses.
"Boy," said tfe Beau, "that sight sure makes me want to do
the same."
"Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.
"It's your cow."
