Going to be in the 100's today...
Hot-hot....
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Useless Knowledge;
Pigs, dogs, and some other animals can taste water,
but people cannot.
Humans don’t actually taste water or even Perrier;
they taste the chemicals and impurities in the water.
Pigs, dogs, and some other animals can taste water,
but people cannot.
Humans don’t actually taste water or even Perrier;
they taste the chemicals and impurities in the water.
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A Congressman was once asked about his attitude
toward whiskey... "If you mean the demon drink that
poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life,
and inflames sinners, then I'm against it.
But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield
against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed
funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children,
then I'm for it.
This is my position, and I will not compromise!"
toward whiskey... "If you mean the demon drink that
poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life,
and inflames sinners, then I'm against it.
But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield
against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed
funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children,
then I'm for it.
This is my position, and I will not compromise!"
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Breaking news: This just in.
Evidence has turned up showing that Mitt Romney isn't
really a Morman at all and secretly belongs to a Baptist
church!
Evidence has turned up showing that Mitt Romney isn't
really a Morman at all and secretly belongs to a Baptist
church!
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Four Secret Service agents fired for that sex
scandal decided to fight their dismissal.
The lawyer said they didn't realize the women
were prostitutes.
Is that the best argument when you're trying to
get your job back in the Secret Service?
These guys are supposed to be experts at picking
people out of a crowd.
Can't spot a hooker? Really?
scandal decided to fight their dismissal.
The lawyer said they didn't realize the women
were prostitutes.
Is that the best argument when you're trying to
get your job back in the Secret Service?
These guys are supposed to be experts at picking
people out of a crowd.
Can't spot a hooker? Really?
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What do you call a baby potato?
A small Fry.
A small Fry.
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Yesterday on eBay, a buyer paid $18,000 for a
pair of
Queen Elizabeth's underpants.
He said buying them was easy.
The tough part was getting them off her.
Queen Elizabeth's underpants.
He said buying them was easy.
The tough part was getting them off her.
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To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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cl What did the snail say when it rode on the turtles back?
Wheeeeeee!!!!!
Wheeeeeee!!!!!
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