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I took the wife to a disco last weekend.
There was a guy on the dance floor giving it everything he
had; break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
My wife turned to me and said, " See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
I said, "Looks like he's still celebrating!!"
Then the fight started.....
There was a guy on the dance floor giving it everything he
had; break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
My wife turned to me and said, " See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
I said, "Looks like he's still celebrating!!"
Then the fight started.....
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Barbara and I were eating in an open air cafe when it
started raining really heavily.
It took us an hour and a half to finish our soup!
started raining really heavily.
It took us an hour and a half to finish our soup!
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Bulletin Bloopers;
*The pastor will preach his farewell message,
after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
*A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church
and community.
*The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.
The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
*Thursday night Potluck Supper.
Prayer and medication to
follow.
*The pastor will preach his farewell message,
after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
*A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church
and community.
*The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.
The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
*Thursday night Potluck Supper.
Prayer and medication to
follow.
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Two drunks were in a bar.
One said to the other,"I have to go for a pee."
The other said, "I have to go, too.
Tell you what, why don't you go for me while you're in
there."
The first drunk guy says, "Ok."
He staggers to the john, and is gone for a long time.
When he comes back, he punches the other drunk in the
face and knocks him to the floor.
The second drunk looks up and asks, “Why did you hit me?"
"If you'd told me you had to take a chit, I would have pulled
down my pants!"
One said to the other,"I have to go for a pee."
The other said, "I have to go, too.
Tell you what, why don't you go for me while you're in
there."
The first drunk guy says, "Ok."
He staggers to the john, and is gone for a long time.
When he comes back, he punches the other drunk in the
face and knocks him to the floor.
The second drunk looks up and asks, “Why did you hit me?"
"If you'd told me you had to take a chit, I would have pulled
down my pants!"
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Fear= sitting in traffic when you feel that second cup of
coffee and the bran muffin starting to kick in.
coffee and the bran muffin starting to kick in.
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A family in Colorado was reunited with their lost bulldog,
after it was found 500 miles away.
In response, the bulldog was like, “Jeez, can’t these people
take a hint?”
after it was found 500 miles away.
In response, the bulldog was like, “Jeez, can’t these people
take a hint?”
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Cop stopped me......
Walked up to my car and ask "you know why I stopped you"?
I looked at him and say why did you forget....
Cop stopped me......
Walked up to my car and ask "you know why I stopped you"?
I looked at him and say why did you forget....
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I was in a restaurant looking through the menu and I
said, "Waiter, have you got frogs' legs?"
"No," he answered. "I always walk like this."
said, "Waiter, have you got frogs' legs?"
"No," he answered. "I always walk like this."
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