Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning friends...
Well we spent the weekend
cleaning up after thunder storms....
Yard full of leaves and limbs....
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 A lady wrote to an advice column in a newspaper:
"I have been engaged to a man for some time, but just
before the wedding, I find he has a wooden leg.
Do you think I should break it off?"

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Things I do when Im bored......
paint a blue square in my backyard.
So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.

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 I played a gig yesterday.....
It was amazing.
Everybody clapping and singing along.
Then, afterwards, I hooked up with two groupies who were
completely out of their minds on drugs.
 The nursing home has asked me to play the organ again
next Tuesday.

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 Ever look at someone and ask yourself.....
THAT was the strongest swimmer?

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 Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my
workplace.
He asked what they wanted to hear about first.
A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the
donuts."
Apparently these idiots are the future of my country.

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Red meat is not bad for you.
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

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There is talk that a "Sesame Street" movie is in the works.
It got weird when Cookie Monster was like, "Me willing to
go nude if done tastefully."

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My wife has a 3D tattoo around her anus.
It was meant to be a starfish, but since her haemorrhoids,
its now an octopus.

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I just got robbed at the gas station....
It's getting real bad over here.
I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it.
" Yessir I do" , I said, "It was pump #5"