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How come if ants are always so busy, yet they always get
time to show up at picnics ?
time to show up at picnics ?
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Two girls were having coffee when one noticed that the
other girl seemed troubled and asked her, "Is something
bugging you?...... You look anxious."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings
in the stock market," she explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized.
"I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," she said. "He'll really miss me."
other girl seemed troubled and asked her, "Is something
bugging you?...... You look anxious."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings
in the stock market," she explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized.
"I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," she said. "He'll really miss me."
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Why did the taxi driver give up his job?
Because people kept talking behind his back.
Because people kept talking behind his back.
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Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently
ignored in rural Minnesota, so highway workers barely
took notice when a woman drove past their sign
and over the hill to the trench they had dug
in the middle of the road.
The workers explained the detour route to town, and she
went on her way.
They were surprised, however, to see the same woman
coming toward them from town a couple of hours later.
"Oh," she said, distractedly, as she *again* pulled up next
to the trench crew.
"Is it closed in this direction, too?"
The workers explained the detour route to town, and she
went on her way.
They were surprised, however, to see the same woman
coming toward them from town a couple of hours later.
"Oh," she said, distractedly, as she *again* pulled up next
to the trench crew.
"Is it closed in this direction, too?"
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The inside of my car was so hot today that I was steering
with my knees even when I wasn't texting.
with my knees even when I wasn't texting.
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It's rumored that Apple is getting ready to release
a smaller, cheaper iPad. It has a cool name too.
It's called the iPhone.
It's called the iPhone.
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A golfer who lost his ball fumed at his youg caddy.
He snapped, "Why didn't you watch where it went?"
The lad replied, "Well, sir, it usually doesn't go anywhere,
so it took me by surprise."
He snapped, "Why didn't you watch where it went?"
The lad replied, "Well, sir, it usually doesn't go anywhere,
so it took me by surprise."
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Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
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Betty White met with President Obama at the White House.
President Obama invited Betty personally because she's
great with animals.
And the president's still having a tough time house-training
Joe Biden.
President Obama invited Betty personally because she's
great with animals.
And the president's still having a tough time house-training
Joe Biden.
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