Blogger is working good today..
Hot weather is back......
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Hamburger Turtles.. Bad-bad....
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I don't mind fat people, I just don't like fat people that try
to pretend that one part of their bodys fat.
Like my Aunt Sara's like that.
I'll be like, "Hey, Aunt Sara, you want a piece of this cake?"
She'll be like, "I can't have that cake.....
It'll go straight to my hips".
"Really? Well, it seems to make a pit stop on your ass and
back."
to pretend that one part of their bodys fat.
Like my Aunt Sara's like that.
I'll be like, "Hey, Aunt Sara, you want a piece of this cake?"
She'll be like, "I can't have that cake.....
It'll go straight to my hips".
"Really? Well, it seems to make a pit stop on your ass and
back."
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Lawyer: Please tell the court the location of your left foot
immediately before the impact.
Defendant : Immediately before the impact, my left foot
was located at the immediate end of my left leg.
immediately before the impact.
Defendant : Immediately before the impact, my left foot
was located at the immediate end of my left leg.
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Having just graduated from Oxford, the young man was
very excited thinking about his future.
Getting into a taxi, the driver says to him, "How are you on
this beautiful, sunny day?"
"I'm the class of 2012. I just graduated from Oxford and
I'm very excited about getting out there and seeing what
the world has in store for me!"
The driver shakes the young man's hand and replies,
"Congratulations young man.
I'm George, Class of 1981."
very excited thinking about his future.
Getting into a taxi, the driver says to him, "How are you on
this beautiful, sunny day?"
"I'm the class of 2012. I just graduated from Oxford and
I'm very excited about getting out there and seeing what
the world has in store for me!"
The driver shakes the young man's hand and replies,
"Congratulations young man.
I'm George, Class of 1981."
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I said to my wife, "Are your knees swollen?"
She replied, "No they're fine."
"Well I'm guessing you're not wearing a bra then?"
Then the fight started....
She replied, "No they're fine."
"Well I'm guessing you're not wearing a bra then?"
Then the fight started....
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I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it.
It’s being reported that Mitt Romney’s personal Hotmail
account has been hacked.
Yeah, Hotmail.
Even Ron Paul was like, “Get with it, you old geezer!”
account has been hacked.
Yeah, Hotmail.
Even Ron Paul was like, “Get with it, you old geezer!”
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New York had the warmest May on record.
It's so hot these days that the ice at the oyster bar is
shrinking at an alarming rate.
It's so hot these days that the ice at the oyster bar is
shrinking at an alarming rate.
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An 83-year-old man in the U.K. recently became the
oldest living kidney donor in history,
which is pretty cool unless you’re the guy who just got an
83-year-old kidney.
oldest living kidney donor in history,
which is pretty cool unless you’re the guy who just got an
83-year-old kidney.
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The NYPD is apparently teaching its officers how to be
more polite.
It's true -- last time I got frisked, the cop was like,
"Have you lost weight?"
more polite.
It's true -- last time I got frisked, the cop was like,
"Have you lost weight?"
