Hot weekend?
gonna be Hot here.....
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Look at the feet on this babe.....
Santa Pancake....
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What berries do fat people enjoy the most?
Cadburys.
Cadburys.
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I got pulled over....... by a female deputy last night.
She made me walk the line and said "you're staggering"!
I replied, "you're not a bad looking yourself".
She made me walk the line and said "you're staggering"!
I replied, "you're not a bad looking yourself".
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Making a marriage work......
my wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat.
So we compromised and we got a cat.
my wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat.
So we compromised and we got a cat.
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More Cat Jokes....
Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!
Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that
swam underwater?
A: 'Claws.'
Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged
animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
A: A stri-ped!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them
to hunt?
A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
Q: What is lion's favorite food?
A: Baked beings!
Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!
Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that
swam underwater?
A: 'Claws.'
Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged
animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
A: A stri-ped!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them
to hunt?
A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
Q: What is lion's favorite food?
A: Baked beings!
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Bubba was arrested for killing a man with sandpaper.
In court, Bubba said in his defense : I never wanted to kill
him, all I did was rough him up a bit.
In court, Bubba said in his defense : I never wanted to kill
him, all I did was rough him up a bit.
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A man was sent to prison for 20 years.
He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and
decided to teach it tricks - like beg, play dead, roll over,
jump hair etc.
He served his time and was released.
He took his ant with him in a matchbox.
The first place he went was to a bar.
He sat down, took out the matchbox and emptied
He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and
decided to teach it tricks - like beg, play dead, roll over,
jump hair etc.
He served his time and was released.
He took his ant with him in a matchbox.
The first place he went was to a bar.
He sat down, took out the matchbox and emptied
out the ant.
He then said to the guy beside him, "you are not gonna
believe what this ant can do".
He showed him all the tricks and the guy was impressed.
He told him that he could make a fortune with the ant.
The guy with the ant was excited and called the bartender
over and said "you see that ant?"
The bartender put his finger on the ant, twisted it and said
"sorry sir it won't happen again."
He then said to the guy beside him, "you are not gonna
believe what this ant can do".
He showed him all the tricks and the guy was impressed.
He told him that he could make a fortune with the ant.
The guy with the ant was excited and called the bartender
over and said "you see that ant?"
The bartender put his finger on the ant, twisted it and said
"sorry sir it won't happen again."
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The Democratic Convention is $27 million in debt.
They had to cancel the kick-off event at the Charlotte
Motor Speedway.
A speedway is the perfect place for the Democratic
Convention.
You go around in circles, turn left every few seconds, and
you end up right where you started.
They had to cancel the kick-off event at the Charlotte
Motor Speedway.
A speedway is the perfect place for the Democratic
Convention.
You go around in circles, turn left every few seconds, and
you end up right where you started.
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