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Just a trim...please..
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear!
Girl: Would you die for me ?
Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!
Boy: Yes Dear!
Girl: Would you die for me ?
Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!
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"I like frogs because they get together in warm
moist places and sing about sex."
moist places and sing about sex."
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Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.
Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for
breaking 60."
Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60?
That's amazing!"
Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf
cart could go that fast!"
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.
Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for
breaking 60."
Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60?
That's amazing!"
Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf
cart could go that fast!"
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For cannibals, all fights are food fights.
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Britney Spears is planning to launch a new fragrance called
Fantasy Twist.
That sounds like something John Travolta gets at the end of a
massage.
Fantasy Twist.
That sounds like something John Travolta gets at the end of a
massage.
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After drinking, Men talk unnecessarily, Become emotional,
Drive badly, Stop thinking, Fight for nothing
Women can do all these without drinking!
After drinking, Men talk unnecessarily, Become emotional,
Drive badly, Stop thinking, Fight for nothing
Women can do all these without drinking!
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Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor."
John: "Is he feeling better now?"
Jack: "No, he has a broken arm."
John: "How did he break it?"
Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription
and told him no matter what happened,
to follow that prescription.
And the prescription blew out of the window."
John: "How did he break his arm?"
Jack: "He fell out of the window trying to follow
the prescription."
Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor."
John: "Is he feeling better now?"
Jack: "No, he has a broken arm."
John: "How did he break it?"
Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription
and told him no matter what happened,
to follow that prescription.
And the prescription blew out of the window."
John: "How did he break his arm?"
Jack: "He fell out of the window trying to follow
the prescription."
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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Little Billy: What did Adam and Eve look like?
Minster: Adam was handsome and Eve was beautiful.
Little Billy: Then where do all the ugly people come from?
Minster: Adam was handsome and Eve was beautiful.
Little Billy: Then where do all the ugly people come from?
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What do you get if you insert human DNA........into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo.
Banned from the petting zoo.
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Our catering manager lacks certain social skills.
Like knowing when to keep her mouth shut.
While discussing a baby christening party with a young couple,
she told the mother, "You look like you've lost most of your
pregnancy weight."
"Thanks," came the clenched-teeth reply..... "We adopted."
Like knowing when to keep her mouth shut.
While discussing a baby christening party with a young couple,
she told the mother, "You look like you've lost most of your
pregnancy weight."
"Thanks," came the clenched-teeth reply..... "We adopted."
