Going to get some rain today...
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The Best Place To Breakup With Your Girlfriend.....
McDonalds ..
There are no sharp knives or heavy plates &
You can always hide behind a fat kid!
McDonalds ..
There are no sharp knives or heavy plates &
You can always hide behind a fat kid!
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The soldier had been in training for six weeks before
he was finally given leave.
"Darling," he wrote to his wife, "I'll be arriving at the airport on
Sunday.
But let me warn you.
You'd better reserve a hotel room nearby."
Just before he left, the soldier received this note from his wife:
"Darling" it said, "I'll be there to meet you.
But let me warn you:
"Darling," he wrote to his wife, "I'll be arriving at the airport on
Sunday.
But let me warn you.
You'd better reserve a hotel room nearby."
Just before he left, the soldier received this note from his wife:
"Darling" it said, "I'll be there to meet you.
But let me warn you:
You'd better be the first guy off the plane."
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There is a new cook book out for kids and is
written by Winnie the pooh.
It is named Cooking with Pooh.
I don’t think I want to buy one for the grand kids.
It is named Cooking with Pooh.
I don’t think I want to buy one for the grand kids.
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Q. How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
A. When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
A. When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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Mexico is militarizing the border in anticipation of Obama getting
re-elected, In a statement by their President, he claims Mexico
can't handle the influx of Americans looking for a better life.
re-elected, In a statement by their President, he claims Mexico
can't handle the influx of Americans looking for a better life.
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Sign on a Virginia highway:
" All in favor of conserving gasoline,
please raise your right foot."
please raise your right foot."
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Lynn said;
My husband is a big Blue Jays fan.
When I saw an ad on television for a baseball autographed
My husband is a big Blue Jays fan.
When I saw an ad on television for a baseball autographed
by one of his favourite players that cost $42,
I rushed out and bought it
for him as a gift.
That evening as we were watching television,
for him as a gift.
That evening as we were watching television,
the same commercial came on.
Slyly I glanced over at my husband just as he commented,
"What kind of idiot would pay $42 for a baseball?"
Slyly I glanced over at my husband just as he commented,
"What kind of idiot would pay $42 for a baseball?"
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I just don't get it;
If I were to make money out of thin air, it'd be fraud.
If a bank does it, it's "credit"
If I were to make money out of thin air, it'd be fraud.
If a bank does it, it's "credit"
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Kid: Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?"
Dad: Only If You Can Spell McDonalds
Kid: Thought For A minute, Turned Around
and Said; Can We Go To KFC Instead?"
Dad: Only If You Can Spell McDonalds
Kid: Thought For A minute, Turned Around
and Said; Can We Go To KFC Instead?"
