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In about 50 years, Robots will be doing most of
the work which human do not like to do;
especially illegal robots from Mexico.
the work which human do not like to do;
especially illegal robots from Mexico.
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New definition of liquidity: looking at your
investments...and wetting your pants.
investments...and wetting your pants.
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Facebook started at 38 bucks a share.
They thought it would go to 70, 80, 90 — but it's
still at 38.
Experts say Facebook did not live up to the hype.
Big deal.
NBC does that every fall.
They thought it would go to 70, 80, 90 — but it's
still at 38.
Experts say Facebook did not live up to the hype.
Big deal.
NBC does that every fall.
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I was driving to my house I don't have to pay off
for 25 years in the car I dont have to pay for for
5 years to sit in the sofa I dont have to pay for for
3 years to watch the news on the TV I dont have
to pay for for 2 years wondering why the economy's
so bad.
for 25 years in the car I dont have to pay for for
5 years to sit in the sofa I dont have to pay for for
3 years to watch the news on the TV I dont have
to pay for for 2 years wondering why the economy's
so bad.
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I'm no good with women.
I went up to a woman at a bar and said to her,
"I've got a condom with your name on it."
She said, "You must be mistaken my, name's not
'Trojan Extra Small"
I went up to a woman at a bar and said to her,
"I've got a condom with your name on it."
She said, "You must be mistaken my, name's not
'Trojan Extra Small"
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Scientists at NASA say the asteroids are
dangerously aligned with the earth's orbit and are
large enough to enter our atmosphere without
breaking apart.
But they also say we shouldn't panic.
You know, if you didn't want us to panic, maybe
you shouldn't have put out a press release saying
there were 4,700 asteroids hurtling toward the
earth.
dangerously aligned with the earth's orbit and are
large enough to enter our atmosphere without
breaking apart.
But they also say we shouldn't panic.
You know, if you didn't want us to panic, maybe
you shouldn't have put out a press release saying
there were 4,700 asteroids hurtling toward the
earth.
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How do you repair a damaged Toll Booth?
Use Toll Gate Booth Paste...
Use Toll Gate Booth Paste...
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Two guys are walking down the street when a
mugger approaches them and demands their
money.
They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and
begin taking out their cash.
Just then one guy turns to the other and hands
him a bill.
"Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
mugger approaches them and demands their
money.
They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and
begin taking out their cash.
Just then one guy turns to the other and hands
him a bill.
"Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
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I worked with a guy who hit his thumb with a
hammer alot.
The moron was the king of creative combinations
of cuss words.
hammer alot.
The moron was the king of creative combinations
of cuss words.
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I took my 12-year-old son camping last weekend.
As we sat around the fire he said, "Dad, I gotta go
poop."
"Go then," I said.
"That's the beauty of camping, you can shit
anywhere you want and you won't get in trouble."
He walked off and came back a few minutes later.
"Where did you go?" I asked.
He said, "In your car."
I took my 12-year-old son camping last weekend.
As we sat around the fire he said, "Dad, I gotta go
poop."
"Go then," I said.
"That's the beauty of camping, you can shit
anywhere you want and you won't get in trouble."
He walked off and came back a few minutes later.
"Where did you go?" I asked.
He said, "In your car."
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