Down Hummingbird Lane

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Guy gets pulled over........
Police Officer: "Did you know you was doing 60
in a 30 zone?
I have reason to believe you're taking drugs."
 Driver: "You're only saying I'm on drugs because
I'm black."
Police: "It has nothing to do with you being black."
Driver: "How do you know I'm on drugs then?"
Police: "You haven't got a damn car." 

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My friend and I delivered a large refrigerator to
the local priest's home. 
With difficulty we had managed to get the fridge
into the porch, but struggled for over 20 minutes
to make the 90-degree turn through the narrow
door. 
The priest, seeing our difficulty, asked what we
usually did when confronted with such a situation.
Rubbing some badly skinned knuckles, I replied,
"Well, father, at this point we usually start cursing."
"Well, gentlemen,"  Father replied, "allow me time
to move out of earshot so you can continue your
work."

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High school is a time when the girls start putting
on lipstick and the boys start wiping it off.

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An expectant mother was being rushed to the
hospital, but didn't quite make it.
She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn.
Later, the father received a bill, listing....
"Delivery Room Fee:  $500."
 He wrote the hospital and reminded them the
baby was born on the front lawn. 
A week passed, and a corrected bill arrived: 
"Green Fee:  $200."

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It was the first day of high school basketball
practice. 
The coach handed a ball to each player. 
"Fellas," he said, "I want you to practise shooting
from the spots you might exect to be in during the
game"
 The No. 12 sub immediately sat down on the bench
and began arcing the ball toward the basket.

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At first people with Alzheimer's don't remember
throwing a boomerang, but then it comes back to
them.
CNN's ratings hit a 15-year low this week.
In fact, things are so bad at CNN, Wolf Blitzer
started renting out "The Situation Room" for
birthday parties.