A nice stormy night, good sleeping.
Also t-storms this afternoon....
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Spare??
Spare??
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Dad’s pager went off, summoning him to the
hospital, where he is an anesthetist. As he raced toward the hospital, a patrol car sped
up behind him–lights flashing.
Dad hung his stethoscope out the window to
signal that he was on an emergency call.
Within seconds, came the police officer’s hand in
response, dangling a pair of handcuffs out the
window.
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On the sixth day, God created the platypus.
And God said: Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.
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"Public Cell Phone Solution"
After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed..
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting
next to her pulled out his cell phone and started
talking in a loud voice:
"Hi sweetheart it's Eric, I'm on the train - yes,
I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty
but I had a long meeting - no, honey, not with
that floozie from the accounts office,
with the boss. No sweetheart,
you're the only one in my life - yes,
I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.
Fifteen minutes later at St. Anne de Bellevue he was still talking loudly , when the young woman
sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by
his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her
voice:
"Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come
back to bed!"
My guess would be that Eric doesn't use his cell
phone in public any longer.
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Mark Zuckerberg started Facebook in his Harvard
dorm room and in eight years built it into the most popular waste of time the world has ever
seen.
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President Obama gave the commencement speech
at Barnard College the other day. He told graduates their future is bright unless
they want jobs.
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Retired Master Sergeant Bob asked Sergeant Earl
"Do you remember the stuff they used to put in our chow during the war to make us forget about
women?"
"I think you mean Salt Peter!"
"Yeah, that's the stuff.......
I think it's beginning to work!!
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Barry Gibb the last remaining member of the
Bee Gees is to make a comeback later this year. Under the name The Bee.
