Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....
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One benefit of living in Afghanistan is the 2 hours
saved per year scrolling to your country on online
order forms...

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Two young boys were discussing their ailments
together in the children's ward.
"Are you medical or surgical?" asked the first,
who had been in the ward for a week.
 "I don't know what you mean," replied the second.
"It's simple," replied the first.
"Were you sick when you came in here?
Or did they make you sick when you got here?"

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Just had to get a reference from my old boss at
the helium factory.
Luckily, he spoke very highly of me.

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It was the little girl's first day at school and the
teacher was making out her registration card.
"What is your father's name?
"Daddy," replied the child.
"Yes, I know, but what does your mother call him?"
"Oh, she doesn't call him anything.
She likes him!"

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A father found his small son looking very unhappy.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
The boy said, "I can't get along with your wife."

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Paddy and Mick shared first prize of $500,000 in
the Irish Sweepstakes and were celebrating their
winnings over a jar of stout.
"But Paddy, Oi've been thinking," Mick said with
a worried frown, "what will we do with all them
beggin' letters?"
"Aah to be shure," said Paddy, "we'll just go on
sending 'em out."

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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in
Jesus’ time?
A: Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of
one Accord.

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the
Hulk.
When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into
Chuck Norris.

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