Wow....was a warm weekend.....
Also saw my first hummingbird Sunday....
Their a little early this year..
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Gus was in the hospital recovering from surgery
when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the
doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the
doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
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Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging
of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the
fastest.
He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you,
he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast!
My father is a hunter.
He can shoot his gun and be there before the
bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes
his head.
He then says: "You two know nothing about fast.
My father is a civil servant.
He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!
of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the
fastest.
He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you,
he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast!
My father is a hunter.
He can shoot his gun and be there before the
bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes
his head.
He then says: "You two know nothing about fast.
My father is a civil servant.
He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!
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At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place,
and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming
voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you
didn't believe in Me!"
and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming
voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you
didn't believe in Me!"
"Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded.
"Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness
monster either!"
"Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness
monster either!"
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A young man studying in a college abroad sent
this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun,
your son.
The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad,
your dad.
this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun,
your son.
The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad,
your dad.
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When my three-year-old son opened the birthday
gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water
pistol.
He squealed with delight and headed for the
nearest sink.
I was not so pleased.
I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you.
Don't you remember how we used to drive you
crazy with waterguns?"
Mom smiled and then replied, "Oh, I remember...."
gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water
pistol.
He squealed with delight and headed for the
nearest sink.
I was not so pleased.
I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you.
Don't you remember how we used to drive you
crazy with waterguns?"
Mom smiled and then replied, "Oh, I remember...."
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Definition of Debt........
Debt means you had more fun than you were
supposed to.
Debt means you had more fun than you were
supposed to.
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Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands
to study the natives.
They go to two adjacent islands and set to work.
A few months later one of them takes a canoe over
to the other island to see how his colleague is
doing.
When he gets there, he finds the other
anthropologist standing among a group of natives.
"Greetings! How is it going?" says the visiting
anthropologist.
"Wonderful!" says the other, "I have discovered
an important fact about the local language!
Watch!"
He points at a palm tree and says, "what is that?"
The natives, in unison, say "Umbalo-gong!"
He then points at a rock and says, "and that?"
The natives again intone "Umbalo-gong!"
"You see!", says the beaming anthropologist,
"They use the SAME word for 'rock' and for "palm
tree!"
"That is truly amazing!" says the astonished
visiting anthropologist, "On the other island,
the same word means 'index finger'!"
to study the natives.
They go to two adjacent islands and set to work.
A few months later one of them takes a canoe over
to the other island to see how his colleague is
doing.
When he gets there, he finds the other
anthropologist standing among a group of natives.
"Greetings! How is it going?" says the visiting
anthropologist.
"Wonderful!" says the other, "I have discovered
an important fact about the local language!
Watch!"
He points at a palm tree and says, "what is that?"
The natives, in unison, say "Umbalo-gong!"
He then points at a rock and says, "and that?"
The natives again intone "Umbalo-gong!"
"You see!", says the beaming anthropologist,
"They use the SAME word for 'rock' and for "palm
tree!"
"That is truly amazing!" says the astonished
visiting anthropologist, "On the other island,
the same word means 'index finger'!"
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A power nap is when you sleep on someone
whos weaker than you.
whos weaker than you.
