Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends....
How we doin today.....
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Finally after being pestered for the car by his
sixteen-year-old son, Dad said, "Why do you think
you have two feet?"
His son replied, "One for the clutch and one for
the brake."

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There was this lady who always thought LOL
meant "Lots of Love".
She managed to go through computer life without
incident for a while.
 One day, the mother of a dear friend of hers passed
away.
She sent her the following message:
"Sorry to hear about the death of your dear mother,
LOL"
 For some reason she never heard from her again!  

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I've just published a book on DIY.
It's blank and comes with a free pen.
I should make millions! 

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Women's Lib!
When men are born, the mothers get the
compliments and the flowers.
When men are married, the brides get the presents
and the publicity.
When men die, the widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from?

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Texas chickens were distraught when a tornado
destroyed their home.
Don't worry, they'll be able to recoup. 

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One of her old gal friends was over visiting the
other night.
Maw asked her, "How long did you miss your old
man after your divorce?"
"About three days........
Then I got my rifle sighted in."

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It was my wife's birthday,
so I snuck out and put a bumper sticker on her car.
It says, "65 AIN'T OLD! if you're a tree."
She found it today, and she's not ammused.
I'll be working real late tonight.

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How do you expect kids to listen to their parents...
Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes back
home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time,
Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at
320 Mph, Sleeping beauty is lazy, and Snow white
lives with 7 guys.
 We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave!
They get it from their story books.

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Thought for today......
All politicians should have to pass a urine test !
LORD KNOWS THEY WOULDN'T
PASS AN IQ TEST !!!!