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Barack Obama has started up his 'Backyard Chats'
project which is very much similar to Roosevelt's
fireside chats of the 30's.
Politicians probably should spend more time
talking to people in their gardens.
So we can take what they say and spread it over
our rose beds...
project which is very much similar to Roosevelt's
fireside chats of the 30's.
Politicians probably should spend more time
talking to people in their gardens.
So we can take what they say and spread it over
our rose beds...
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A man wearing an Obama mask robbed a bank.
Either that or Obama has an exciting new plan to
reduce the deficit.
Either that or Obama has an exciting new plan to
reduce the deficit.
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U.S Military officials said that a computer failure
caused a break in communication with 50 nuclear
missiles at Warren Air Force Base for about
45 minutes.
Fortunately, the tech support guy in India was
able to help.
caused a break in communication with 50 nuclear
missiles at Warren Air Force Base for about
45 minutes.
Fortunately, the tech support guy in India was
able to help.
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In the pre-Langtry, Texas town days of 1870 near
San Antonio, Judge Roy Bean used to haul and sell
bottled milk.
In order to increase profits, he added creek water
to the milk.
When the buyers started noticing minnows in the
milk, Judge Bean seemed as surprised as the
buyers and said, "By Golly,"
"I'll have to stop them cows from drinkin' out of
the creek!"
San Antonio, Judge Roy Bean used to haul and sell
bottled milk.
In order to increase profits, he added creek water
to the milk.
When the buyers started noticing minnows in the
milk, Judge Bean seemed as surprised as the
buyers and said, "By Golly,"
"I'll have to stop them cows from drinkin' out of
the creek!"
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A blonde gets carried away at a pet shop and ends
up buying over a hundred goldfish.
When she gets home she finds that there are so
many of them that the only place she can keep
them is in her bathtub.
One day she invites her friend over to see all her
beautiful goldfish.
The friend is impressed and remarks,
"They surely are beautiful, but what do you do
when you want to take a bath?"
"Oh, that's not a problem," the blonde replies,
brightly, "I blindfold them."
up buying over a hundred goldfish.
When she gets home she finds that there are so
many of them that the only place she can keep
them is in her bathtub.
One day she invites her friend over to see all her
beautiful goldfish.
The friend is impressed and remarks,
"They surely are beautiful, but what do you do
when you want to take a bath?"
"Oh, that's not a problem," the blonde replies,
brightly, "I blindfold them."
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The teacher said to his class :
Take a pen & paper and write an essay with the
title : " If I was a Millionaire ".
Everyone began to write furiously ... except
"Philip", who leaned back with arms folded.
"What's the matter" the teacher asked,
"Why don't you begin ? "
"I'm waiting for my Secretary'.
The teacher said to his class :
Take a pen & paper and write an essay with the
title : " If I was a Millionaire ".
Everyone began to write furiously ... except
"Philip", who leaned back with arms folded.
"What's the matter" the teacher asked,
"Why don't you begin ? "
"I'm waiting for my Secretary'.
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Harry Truman was known for his blunt manner
of speaking.
When he made a speech at the Washington
Garden Club, he kept referring to the "good
manure" that needed to be used on the flowers.
Some society women complained to his wife,
Bess.
"Couldn't you get the President to say 'fertilizer'?" they asked.
Mrs. Truman replied, "Heavens, no!
It took me twenty-five years to get him to say
'manure.'"
of speaking.
When he made a speech at the Washington
Garden Club, he kept referring to the "good
manure" that needed to be used on the flowers.
Some society women complained to his wife,
Bess.
"Couldn't you get the President to say 'fertilizer'?" they asked.
Mrs. Truman replied, "Heavens, no!
It took me twenty-five years to get him to say
'manure.'"
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