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President Obama aired his first campaign ad of
2012, which promotes his record on clean energy.
Obama's a big environmentalist.
In fact, for the election he plans to recycle the
same promises he made four years ago.
2012, which promotes his record on clean energy.
Obama's a big environmentalist.
In fact, for the election he plans to recycle the
same promises he made four years ago.
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I worked for the water dep't, 20 years.
They gave me this shovel with a kick-stand on it,
so I don't have to stand there and hold it all day.
They gave me this shovel with a kick-stand on it,
so I don't have to stand there and hold it all day.
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It vas springtime in Northern Minnesota and the
lakes vas just beginning to thaw.
Ole asked Lena, "Vould you valk across da frozen
lake to da yeneral store and get me some smokes?"
"Ya, sure..... Give me some money," said Lena.
"Nah, yust put it on our tab."
Lena valked across the lake, got the smokes at the
general store, and then walked back.
when she gave Ole his smokes, she asked,
"Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at
da store.
So vhy didn't you yust give me the money?"
Ole replied, "I vasn't sure how tick the ice vas!"
lakes vas just beginning to thaw.
Ole asked Lena, "Vould you valk across da frozen
lake to da yeneral store and get me some smokes?"
"Ya, sure..... Give me some money," said Lena.
"Nah, yust put it on our tab."
Lena valked across the lake, got the smokes at the
general store, and then walked back.
when she gave Ole his smokes, she asked,
"Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at
da store.
So vhy didn't you yust give me the money?"
Ole replied, "I vasn't sure how tick the ice vas!"
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After years of expensive and dangerous work
at the site of the Titanic shipwreck,Irish
experts have finally raised the iceberg....
at the site of the Titanic shipwreck,Irish
experts have finally raised the iceberg....
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The morning after a terrible snowstorm, I spotted
my neighbour Sherry shovelling her driveway.
I waved hello and asked why her husband wasn't
out helping her.
She explained that one of them had to stay inside
and look after their two small children.
They had flipped a coin to determine who would
be the one to go out and shovel.
"Sorry to hear of your bad luck," I said.
"Don't be," she replied quickly. "I won!"
The morning after a terrible snowstorm, I spotted
my neighbour Sherry shovelling her driveway.
I waved hello and asked why her husband wasn't
out helping her.
She explained that one of them had to stay inside
and look after their two small children.
They had flipped a coin to determine who would
be the one to go out and shovel.
"Sorry to hear of your bad luck," I said.
"Don't be," she replied quickly. "I won!"
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irish divers have got to the site of the
titanic and were amazed to discover theres
still water in the swimming pool...
titanic and were amazed to discover theres
still water in the swimming pool...
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A truckdriver, motioned by an officer to pull over,
asked why he had been stopped.
"Because you're not wearing your seat belt,"
said the officer.
"How could you see into the cab of my truck?"
asked the man.
" The seat belt's hanging out your door, sir."
replied the officer.
asked why he had been stopped.
"Because you're not wearing your seat belt,"
said the officer.
"How could you see into the cab of my truck?"
asked the man.
" The seat belt's hanging out your door, sir."
replied the officer.
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A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy
that he was going to be stationed a long way
from home on a remote island in the Pacific for
a year.
A few weeks after he got there he began to miss
his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.
"My love," he wrote, "we are going to be apart for
a very long time.
Already I'm starting to miss you and there's
really not much to do here in the evenings.
Besides that, we're constantly surrounded by
young attractive native girls.
Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I
would not be tempted?"
So his wife sent him back a Harmonica saying,
"why don't you learn to play this?"
Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and
he rushed back to his wife, "Darling" he said,
"I can't wait to get you into bed so that we make
passionate love!"
She kissed him and said, "But first, let's see you
play that Harmonica."
that he was going to be stationed a long way
from home on a remote island in the Pacific for
a year.
A few weeks after he got there he began to miss
his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.
"My love," he wrote, "we are going to be apart for
a very long time.
Already I'm starting to miss you and there's
really not much to do here in the evenings.
Besides that, we're constantly surrounded by
young attractive native girls.
Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I
would not be tempted?"
So his wife sent him back a Harmonica saying,
"why don't you learn to play this?"
Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and
he rushed back to his wife, "Darling" he said,
"I can't wait to get you into bed so that we make
passionate love!"
She kissed him and said, "But first, let's see you
play that Harmonica."
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