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This girl........
I met last week says she wants a guy who is
'funny and spontaneous', yet when I tap on the
kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed
as a clown it's all panic and screaming.
I met last week says she wants a guy who is
'funny and spontaneous', yet when I tap on the
kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed
as a clown it's all panic and screaming.
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The hurricanes, Katrina and others, that hit the
Gulf Coast of our nation were devastating.
It did not spare the houses of worship in and
around the area.
One of the local television stations in South
Louisiana aired an interview with a woman from
New Orleans.
The interviewer was a woman from a Boston
affiliate.
She asked the woman how such total and
complete devastation of the churches in the area
had affected their lives?
Without hesitation, the woman replied,
"I don't know about all those other people,
But we ain't gone to Churches in years.
We gits our chicken from Popeye's."
Gulf Coast of our nation were devastating.
It did not spare the houses of worship in and
around the area.
One of the local television stations in South
Louisiana aired an interview with a woman from
New Orleans.
The interviewer was a woman from a Boston
affiliate.
She asked the woman how such total and
complete devastation of the churches in the area
had affected their lives?
Without hesitation, the woman replied,
"I don't know about all those other people,
But we ain't gone to Churches in years.
We gits our chicken from Popeye's."
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how do you pick up fat girls???
with a crane...
with a crane...
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Oops sorry, my mistake....
It has been brought to my attention that the stick
figure decals on the back windows of vehicles are
NOT pedestrian "kill" scores, but, actually are
meant to represent members of your family.
I'll be removing mine A.S.A.P. to avoid any
further confusion.
It has been brought to my attention that the stick
figure decals on the back windows of vehicles are
NOT pedestrian "kill" scores, but, actually are
meant to represent members of your family.
I'll be removing mine A.S.A.P. to avoid any
further confusion.
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police opened fire at dale farm gyspy
camp.so far they have won a goldfish teddy
and inflatable hammer..
camp.so far they have won a goldfish teddy
and inflatable hammer..
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Committee Rules.....
Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a
beginner.
Don't say anything until the meeting is half over;
this stamps you as being wise.
Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating
the others.
When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be
appointed.
Be the first to move for adjournment;
this will make you popular -
it's what everyone is waiting for.
Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a
beginner.
Don't say anything until the meeting is half over;
this stamps you as being wise.
Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating
the others.
When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be
appointed.
Be the first to move for adjournment;
this will make you popular -
it's what everyone is waiting for.
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I used to work at a watch recycling
centre..What a waste of time.
centre..What a waste of time.
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I walked in to our house to find my wife and
children all standing at the front door talking to
a middle-aged woman.
"Hello, all," I announced.
My kids ran to me and told me the lady was from
'Sesame something'.
"The census bureau?" I asked.
"Yeah! How did you know?" they shouted
excitedly.
"I know EVERYTHING!" I said not divulging
that I had read about the door to door visits in
the paper.
So we all walked up to the lady, and I told her
that these children were from Cuba and that she
should take them away.
"Maybe they can get jobs picking sugar cane?"
I asked.
My kids laughed, the lady just looked at me and
my wife hit me.
"Um, for 'race'" I continued, "you can put us down
as 'Black Irish'."
My kids laughed, the census taker didn't,
my wife hit me.
"OK," I said, "strike two and I'm out.
I'm gonna go take a dump."
My kids laughed, the census taker laughed,
my wife hit me.
children all standing at the front door talking to
a middle-aged woman.
"Hello, all," I announced.
My kids ran to me and told me the lady was from
'Sesame something'.
"The census bureau?" I asked.
"Yeah! How did you know?" they shouted
excitedly.
"I know EVERYTHING!" I said not divulging
that I had read about the door to door visits in
the paper.
So we all walked up to the lady, and I told her
that these children were from Cuba and that she
should take them away.
"Maybe they can get jobs picking sugar cane?"
I asked.
My kids laughed, the lady just looked at me and
my wife hit me.
"Um, for 'race'" I continued, "you can put us down
as 'Black Irish'."
My kids laughed, the census taker didn't,
my wife hit me.
"OK," I said, "strike two and I'm out.
I'm gonna go take a dump."
My kids laughed, the census taker laughed,
my wife hit me.
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