Going to be a nice and warming day...
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I get off at the next creek, please.
I is ready for the 10 miler...
Eno is my hero.....
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Pull Over! "Hey, you! Pull over!" shouted the
traffic cop.
The lady complied, and she was fined
seventy-five dollars for not wearing a seatbelt.
She went home in great anxiety lest her
husband, who always examined her checkbook,
should learn of the incident.
Then inspiration struck and she marked the
check stub, "One pullover: $75."
traffic cop.
The lady complied, and she was fined
seventy-five dollars for not wearing a seatbelt.
She went home in great anxiety lest her
husband, who always examined her checkbook,
should learn of the incident.
Then inspiration struck and she marked the
check stub, "One pullover: $75."
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While visiting a GM plant President Obama
pledged to buy a Chevy Volt after his presidency
ends in five years.
Today Mitt Romney said, "Make it one year and
I'll buy it for you....
pledged to buy a Chevy Volt after his presidency
ends in five years.
Today Mitt Romney said, "Make it one year and
I'll buy it for you....
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breaking news.....
In breaking election news, "None of the Above,"
has taken a commanding lead over the other
presidential hopefuls.
While still a bit of a mystery, "None of the Above"
has managed to siphon off most of the
"Anybody but Romney" voters, as well as most of
the "Please not Obama" again vote.
In addition to siphoning votes from the leading
contenders, "None of the Above" has decimated
the "Googled Santorum", "Ergo Ego Gingrich"
and "Ron Who" campaigns.
In breaking election news, "None of the Above,"
has taken a commanding lead over the other
presidential hopefuls.
While still a bit of a mystery, "None of the Above"
has managed to siphon off most of the
"Anybody but Romney" voters, as well as most of
the "Please not Obama" again vote.
In addition to siphoning votes from the leading
contenders, "None of the Above" has decimated
the "Googled Santorum", "Ergo Ego Gingrich"
and "Ron Who" campaigns.
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Little Susie, a six year old , complained:
"Mother, I've got a stomach ache."
"That's because our stomach is empty",
the mother replied.
"You would feel better if you had something in it."
That afternoon her daddy came complaining
that he had a severe headache all day.
Susie perked up: " That's because it's empty",
she said.
"You'd feel better if you had something in it."
"Mother, I've got a stomach ache."
"That's because our stomach is empty",
the mother replied.
"You would feel better if you had something in it."
That afternoon her daddy came complaining
that he had a severe headache all day.
Susie perked up: " That's because it's empty",
she said.
"You'd feel better if you had something in it."
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In a speech on Wall Street the other day,
President Obama compared himself to Gandhi.
Well, that makes sense.
He's created a lot of jobs in India.
President Obama compared himself to Gandhi.
Well, that makes sense.
He's created a lot of jobs in India.
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Did you hear about the chef who left his
job?
Apparently he was fed up....
job?
Apparently he was fed up....
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Two Swedish hunter-buddies went to
Minneapolis and bought a bird dog.
Later, they returned home to test the dog,
but they were rather disappointed.
Finally, one of the guys said "We've been cheated,
we might as well just give the dog away."
The other Swede looked back at his buddy,
"Yeah, we'll give him one more chance.
Throw him up in the air again, and if he doesn't
fly, we'll just have to give him away to someone
else."
Two Swedish hunter-buddies went to
Minneapolis and bought a bird dog.
Later, they returned home to test the dog,
but they were rather disappointed.
Finally, one of the guys said "We've been cheated,
we might as well just give the dog away."
The other Swede looked back at his buddy,
"Yeah, we'll give him one more chance.
Throw him up in the air again, and if he doesn't
fly, we'll just have to give him away to someone
else."
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Potter's neighbor, Ole recently had a vasectomy
because he didn't want any more grandchildren.
Potter's neighbor, Ole recently had a vasectomy
because he didn't want any more grandchildren.
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Men fall in love for what they see.
Women fall in love for what they hear.
That is why Women use makeup, and Men lie.
Men fall in love for what they see.
Women fall in love for what they hear.
That is why Women use makeup, and Men lie.
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