Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, every one....
New week coming up..
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Q. What's the name of a face lotion developed for
Jewish women?
A. Oil of Oy Vey

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Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family
had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting
of a pilgrim family on its way to church.
Grandma showed the card to her small
grandchildren, observing,
"The pilgrim children liked to go to church with
their mothers and fathers."
 "Oh, yeah?" her grandson replied, "so why is their
dad carrying that rifle?"

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You know you're getting old when your liver spots
show through your gloves.

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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her right
breast..... It turned out to be a trick knee.

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 You know you're old if they have discontinued
your blood type.

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

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One doctor to another,
"It's called an experimental drug because they
don't know whether they'll make a bundle on it yet."

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After laughing at some of the jokes on here,
I'm convinced that I am going to hell.
But it's okay - it's warm and I'll know people there!

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It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first
date.
 They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the
film to start.
 The screen finally lit up with a flashy
advertisement for the cinema's concession stand.
 Jim and Danielle realised that there was no sound.
 The film began but the silence continued.
 Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice
in the crowd loudly shouted....
 'Okay, who's got the remote control?'

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If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all
that stuff from ACME, why doesn't he just buy
himself dinner?

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