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Stupid Blogger interface, freezing up...
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I'm a kids' entertainer.
I go round children's hospitals trying to cheer up
the poor little runts.
This weekend went well, apart from the amputee
ward.
What a bunch of miserable little wimps!
They cried all the way through the Hokey Pokey.
I go round children's hospitals trying to cheer up
the poor little runts.
This weekend went well, apart from the amputee
ward.
What a bunch of miserable little wimps!
They cried all the way through the Hokey Pokey.
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A policeman knocked on my door this morning
but I just locked it and sat there in complete
silence.
After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just
continued to ignore it.
The knocks got louder and more frequent but I
was determined not to move in the hope that he
would just go away.
Then he decided to look through the window.
He shouted, "Do you think I'm stupid?
I can see you in there, sir.
Open the door."
I said, "You're not coming in officer!"
He said, "I don't want to come in,
I just want you to step out of the car."
but I just locked it and sat there in complete
silence.
After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just
continued to ignore it.
The knocks got louder and more frequent but I
was determined not to move in the hope that he
would just go away.
Then he decided to look through the window.
He shouted, "Do you think I'm stupid?
I can see you in there, sir.
Open the door."
I said, "You're not coming in officer!"
He said, "I don't want to come in,
I just want you to step out of the car."
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The Advil Commandments.......
So Moses is up on Mount Sinai and he says to
God, "God, do I have a pounding headache!"
And God says, "Here, take these two tablets."
So Moses is up on Mount Sinai and he says to
God, "God, do I have a pounding headache!"
And God says, "Here, take these two tablets."
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West -
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West -
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I asked my doc what she thought about medical
MJ.....
She said, "Well, it tends to effect your short term
memory."
I said, "Oh, OK. What do you think about
medical MJ?"
MJ.....
She said, "Well, it tends to effect your short term
memory."
I said, "Oh, OK. What do you think about
medical MJ?"
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Of course, You know women call me "God?"
Whenever I walk into a business, all the girls go,
"Oh, God......... He's here."
Whenever I walk into a business, all the girls go,
"Oh, God......... He's here."
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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a
new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of
the art.. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor .
'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty..'
new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of
the art.. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor .
'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty..'
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What's The Most Popular Word That Begins
With 'F & Ends With 'K'?
Its FACEBOOK
The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!
With 'F & Ends With 'K'?
Its FACEBOOK
The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!
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Paddy drags a huge metal box to the Antiques
Roadshow in Dublin.
"Where did you get this from?" asks the expert.
"It's been in my loft for 40 yrs.
I think it's a family heirloom" says Paddy.
"Do you have any insurance?" asks the expert.
"Should I?" asks Paddy.
"Yes you should." says the expert
"It's your water tank."
Roadshow in Dublin.
"Where did you get this from?" asks the expert.
"It's been in my loft for 40 yrs.
I think it's a family heirloom" says Paddy.
"Do you have any insurance?" asks the expert.
"Should I?" asks Paddy.
"Yes you should." says the expert
"It's your water tank."
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