Good Morning.....Friends...
A kinda snowy morning....
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The construction foreman ordered one of his
men to dig a hole 8 feet deep.
But after the job was done, the boss returned and
explained an error had been made and the hole
wouldn't be needed.
"Fill 'er up," he ordered the worker.
The worker did as he'd been told.
But he ran into a problem.
He couldn't get all the dirt packed back into the
hole without leaving a mound on top.
He went to the office and explained his problem.
"Honestly!" the foreman snorted.
"The kind of help I get these days!
There's obviously only one thing to do.
You'll have to dig that hole deeper!"
men to dig a hole 8 feet deep.
But after the job was done, the boss returned and
explained an error had been made and the hole
wouldn't be needed.
"Fill 'er up," he ordered the worker.
The worker did as he'd been told.
But he ran into a problem.
He couldn't get all the dirt packed back into the
hole without leaving a mound on top.
He went to the office and explained his problem.
"Honestly!" the foreman snorted.
"The kind of help I get these days!
There's obviously only one thing to do.
You'll have to dig that hole deeper!"
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This city-slicker from New York decided he would
become a chicken rancher.
He went out west & bought property for his ranch,
fixed it up and proceeded to the feed and seed to
get some baby chicks.
He bought 100 baby chicks and took them home.
2 weeks later, he went back to the feed and seed
and bought 200 more baby chicks.
3 weeks later he was back at the feed and seed
requesting 500 more baby chicks.
The manager of the feed and seed commented
he was surely starting out with a lot of baby chicks
and he must have a huge ranch by now.
The rancher stated...MY RANCH ISN'T DOING
AS WELL AS I THOUGHT IT SHOULD, I DON'T
KNOW IF I'M PLANTING THEM TOO DEEP OR
TOO FAR APART.
become a chicken rancher.
He went out west & bought property for his ranch,
fixed it up and proceeded to the feed and seed to
get some baby chicks.
He bought 100 baby chicks and took them home.
2 weeks later, he went back to the feed and seed
and bought 200 more baby chicks.
3 weeks later he was back at the feed and seed
requesting 500 more baby chicks.
The manager of the feed and seed commented
he was surely starting out with a lot of baby chicks
and he must have a huge ranch by now.
The rancher stated...MY RANCH ISN'T DOING
AS WELL AS I THOUGHT IT SHOULD, I DON'T
KNOW IF I'M PLANTING THEM TOO DEEP OR
TOO FAR APART.
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Raebird walks into a restaurant and orders a
pizza.
The clerk asks her if she would like it to be cut
into six or twelve pieces?
"six please!" she exclaims, "I would never be able
to eat twelve pieces"...
pizza.
The clerk asks her if she would like it to be cut
into six or twelve pieces?
"six please!" she exclaims, "I would never be able
to eat twelve pieces"...
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Man: Do you have a pink car for my daughter?
Salesman: Sorry, Sir, we're all sold out.
It seems everyone in the country has bought a
pink car this week.
Man: You realise what this means?
Salesman: Yes, sir............
We're slowly turning into a pink car-nation.
Man: Do you have a pink car for my daughter?
Salesman: Sorry, Sir, we're all sold out.
It seems everyone in the country has bought a
pink car this week.
Man: You realise what this means?
Salesman: Yes, sir............
We're slowly turning into a pink car-nation.
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Gus was caught in Walmart
after trying to steal a chicken.
The security guard said "Sir, can I ask you
what you are doing with that chicken?"
"Roast potatoes, parsnips & gravy" he
replied.
after trying to steal a chicken.
The security guard said "Sir, can I ask you
what you are doing with that chicken?"
"Roast potatoes, parsnips & gravy" he
replied.
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What do you call a woman with a screwdriver
in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of
scissors between the toes on her left foot,
and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?
A Swiss Army wife.
in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of
scissors between the toes on her left foot,
and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?
A Swiss Army wife.
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The goverment found out what caused the
floods...it wasn`t hurricane Katrina after
all.....it was a muslim suicide plumber.
floods...it wasn`t hurricane Katrina after
all.....it was a muslim suicide plumber.
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There's a new game fish in Minnesota
They crossed a coho with a walleye,
they named it Kowall.
It tasted great and put up a good fight but it
didn't get very big.
Then they crossed it with a Muskie and called
it a Kowallski.
It tasted great, and grew to 50" long,
only problem is they couldn't teach it to swim.
They crossed a coho with a walleye,
they named it Kowall.
It tasted great and put up a good fight but it
didn't get very big.
Then they crossed it with a Muskie and called
it a Kowallski.
It tasted great, and grew to 50" long,
only problem is they couldn't teach it to swim.
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