Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....
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Here, he's headed for the moon....

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I planted some bird seed......
A bird came up.
Now I don't know what to feed it

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I had amnesia once -- or twice.

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Patient: "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with
me".
Doctor: "Take these pills, I don't know what
they're for".

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The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal
Commission for Political Correctness announced
today that the climate in the UK should no longer
be referred to as
'English Weather'
Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK
population, it will now be referred to as:
'Muslim Weather'
( Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite )

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I like to aggravate barbers. 
When one shows me my finished haircut in the
mirror and asks, "Do you like it?"
I always answer, "No, a little longer in the back!"

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I tried to find out exactly how loud my dog's bark
was.
But I could only get a ruff estimate.

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The bank manager noticed the new clerk was an
idiot at counting money and adding up figures.
"Where did you get your finance education?"
he asked.
 "Yale," replied the man.
"And what's your name?" barked the manager.
"Yim Yohnston," he replied....

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Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder.
But booty is in the hand of the buttholder.
Pain in the eye of the beeholder.