Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....

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I disagree with Kay Jewelers.
I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night
more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

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 This year, I will vote for NOBODY
NOBODY will keep election promises
NOBODY will listen to my concerns
NOBODY will Help the poor and unemployed
And above all, NOBODY tells the truth....

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Bob goes to the doctor complaining he can't sleep
at night.
The doctor prescribes suppositories.
"How quickly do they take effect?" says Bob.
 "Very quickly!" says the doctor.
 "How quickly?"
"When you wake up in the morning,
you'll still have your finger up your butt."

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When asked why she was eyeing the policeman
with such interest, the lovestruck woman replied,
"I think he's arresting."

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When Matt opened his Christmas present from
his in-laws, he held up the gift for everyone in the
room to see, a new pair of pajamas. 
"Oh, just what I needed," he said to his in-laws. 
"Thanks so much."
His six-year old son Daniel rolled his eyes and
said, "Dad, you know you don't need those PJs. 
You sleep naked."

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Meeting with my new pastor, I asked if I could
have a church service when I eventually die.
"Of course,"  he said, grabbing his date book. 
"What day do you want?"

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A frustrated golfer said, "I'm giving up on this
game.
Maybe bowling is more my speed. 
In bowling, I bet I will almost never lose the ball!"

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