Good Morning...friends..
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During a dinner party, the hosts' two little
children entered the dining room totally nude
and walked slowly around the table.
The parents were so embarrassed that they
pretended nothing was happening and kept the
conversation going.
The guests cooperated and also continued as if
nothing extraordinary was happening.
After going all the way around the room,
the children left, and there was a moment of
silence at the table, during which one child was
heard to say....
"You see, it IS vanishing cream!"
children entered the dining room totally nude
and walked slowly around the table.
The parents were so embarrassed that they
pretended nothing was happening and kept the
conversation going.
The guests cooperated and also continued as if
nothing extraordinary was happening.
After going all the way around the room,
the children left, and there was a moment of
silence at the table, during which one child was
heard to say....
"You see, it IS vanishing cream!"
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A couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in
a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish, too but he
leaned over too much, fell into the well,
and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then
smiled, "It really works!"
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in
a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish, too but he
leaned over too much, fell into the well,
and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then
smiled, "It really works!"
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to
represent Valentine's Day.
When I think about romance, the last thing on
my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me
with a weapon.
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to
represent Valentine's Day.
When I think about romance, the last thing on
my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me
with a weapon.
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I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark!
Help!"
I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to
help him.
Help!"
I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to
help him.
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Classifieds: Psychic wanted for fortune 500 Co.
Salary 1.2 million a yr.
Full health and medical ins.
4 months paid vacation,
3 day work week,
company limo and highrise penthouse provided
You're the psychic, so you know where to apply
Salary 1.2 million a yr.
Full health and medical ins.
4 months paid vacation,
3 day work week,
company limo and highrise penthouse provided
You're the psychic, so you know where to apply
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A man didn't come home one night.
He told his wife that he slept over at his buddy's
house so his wife called 10 of his best friends..
8 of them confirmed he had been there and
2 said he was still there.
He told his wife that he slept over at his buddy's
house so his wife called 10 of his best friends..
8 of them confirmed he had been there and
2 said he was still there.
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Needing to escape her hectic office, my friend fled
to the mall, bought a candy bar, and then relaxed
on a bench next to a business man.
Soon, she heard the sound of a crumpling wrapper
and realized that he was eating her candy bar.
When he went to work on an ice cream cone,
she leaned over and took a huge lick.
"There!" she declared.
She then stormed off to her car, reached into her
purse for her keys and pulled out the candy bar
she thought he'd eaten...
to the mall, bought a candy bar, and then relaxed
on a bench next to a business man.
Soon, she heard the sound of a crumpling wrapper
and realized that he was eating her candy bar.
When he went to work on an ice cream cone,
she leaned over and took a huge lick.
"There!" she declared.
She then stormed off to her car, reached into her
purse for her keys and pulled out the candy bar
she thought he'd eaten...
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Reports have it that Bin Laden may have
converted to Hinduism, before he died.
Eye witnesses reported seeing a red dot
on his forehead, just before he was shot.
converted to Hinduism, before he died.
Eye witnesses reported seeing a red dot
on his forehead, just before he was shot.
