Sunday, January 1, 2012

Good Morning, Friends.....
Happy New Year!!
Today we're having Mostly sunny.
Highs in the upper 50s.











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"President Obama was in San Diego and traffic was a huge
mess.
There was even a three-hour backup tunneling in from Mexico."


A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country
to represent a long-term client accused of robbery.
After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and
released.
Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm:
"€œJustice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste, "€œAppeal immediately!"


Last Christmas I got no respect.
In my stocking, I got an odor-eater - Rodney Dangerfield


The happy couple was thrilled to hear they were expecting
a baby but worried about the reaction of their young son. 
When told he would soon have a new brother or sister,
the boy was elated but then promptly asked,
"May I have a monkey too?"


Never take one Baptist fishing. He'll drink all your beer.
Better to take two; neither of them will touch the beer.


''If Trump does become president, I hear he’s going to put a
 wig on his plane and call it Hair Force One.''


I lived in an apartment once where the walls were so thin,
If I or the neighbor guy farted, neither of our wives could tell
who did it.


The walls were sooooo thin....
One night we were in bed, and the neighbor started banging on
the wall complaining that my wife needed to shave her legs.


When we got married, the first thing my wife did was,
she put everything in both names.
Her and her mother's.

Todays Thought;
"For last year's words belong to last year's language.
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning." - T.S. Eliot

Rae's Trivia...
The nation's projected population is more than 312 million as we
ring in the 2012 New Year.
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1 comment:

  1. Yahoo made it!!!! Happy New Year Gus and Ruby ...........:)Hugs Carol

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