Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning... Readers...
Partly sunny in the morning...
then becoming mostly cloudy.
Highs in the upper 40s.
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Yesterdays Sunrise.....

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments
with her five and six year olds.
 After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy
Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how
to treat our brothers and sisters?”
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
“Thou shall not kill.”

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Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition.

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On New Year's Eve, Ann stood up in the local pub and said that it
was time to get ready.
At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing
next to the one person who made his life worth living.
As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death.

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One R-ville restaurant advertises:
"Our beef is so tender, we don't know how that cow could walk."

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The restaurant customer had been waitinga very long
time for his dinner when the waiter walked over and said,
"Sir, we'll have your fish ready in just a few more minutes."
The customer says, "Maybe I can help, if you'll tell me what
bait you're using."

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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought on a bet
The loser had to wear a leotard and put his underwear on the outside.

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Ponder these:
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It becomes wet.
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would
it take four men to build it?
 A. No time at all it is already built..
How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

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Todays Thought:

When everything seems to be going against you,
remember that the airplane takes off against the wind,
not with it. - Henry Ford

Rae's Trivia.....

Hurricane-generated waves frequently toss tons of fish onto
beaches.
The eyes of many of the fish have popped out because of sudden
changes in pressure.

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