I have posted these pictures 3 times..
and they disappeared twice already...
Been trying to post for an hour and a half....
Last try for today.....
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The birthday study......
It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy.
Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays
become the oldest.
It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy.
Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays
become the oldest.
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A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her.
Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married.
Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married.
Of course, they dated about once a week for the past sixty years,
but he was so timid he just never got around to
suggesting marriage much less living together.
But one day, he became determined to ask her the question.
So he calls her on the phone, "June."
"Yes, this is June."
"Will you marry me?"
"Of course I will! Who's this?"
But one day, he became determined to ask her the question.
So he calls her on the phone, "June."
"Yes, this is June."
"Will you marry me?"
"Of course I will! Who's this?"
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A man and woman are at their 10 year reunion......
The man trying desperately to impress the woman says to the woman
"You know, when we were in high school, most of the other guys liked
all the pretty girls, but I always liked you"
The man trying desperately to impress the woman says to the woman
"You know, when we were in high school, most of the other guys liked
all the pretty girls, but I always liked you"
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Now this is a wise man.....
A co-worker returned after lunch carrying a dress from the
cleaners. "Pretty," said one of the guys. "Big date tonight?"
"I picked it up for a friend," she replied, adding, "Do you really
think I could fit in a tiny thing like this?"
Jerry smiled and said, "Do you really think I've lived this long
by answering questions like that?"
A co-worker returned after lunch carrying a dress from the
cleaners. "Pretty," said one of the guys. "Big date tonight?"
"I picked it up for a friend," she replied, adding, "Do you really
think I could fit in a tiny thing like this?"
Jerry smiled and said, "Do you really think I've lived this long
by answering questions like that?"
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Doc: I've got some more good news and bad news....
Patient: Give me the good news.
Doctor: They're going to name a disease after you.
Patient: Give me the good news.
Doctor: They're going to name a disease after you.
Doc: I've got some good news and some bad news....
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: I'm gonna have to amputate both your legs.
Patient: Oh my god! Well what's the good news?
Doctor: The lady in the next bed wants to buy your slippers...
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: I'm gonna have to amputate both your legs.
Patient: Oh my god! Well what's the good news?
Doctor: The lady in the next bed wants to buy your slippers...
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted,
"Doctor, I think I'm shrinking!!'
The doctor calmly responded, "Now settle down.
You'll just have to be a little patient."
"Doctor, I think I'm shrinking!!'
The doctor calmly responded, "Now settle down.
You'll just have to be a little patient."
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The Internet is so wonderful.
I started using it just a few years ago and since then, so many
incredible, beautiful things happened to me!
I got ripped, enlarged my wewe, bought cheap quality Viagra,
a new Rolex and met hordes of gorgeous young horny women from
around the neighborhood.
Now I have to pay for everything, but that's OK - just have to wait for
the call from my new Nigerian friends and collect my jackpot.
Boy, the internet is full of nice, honest wonderful people!
I started using it just a few years ago and since then, so many
incredible, beautiful things happened to me!
I got ripped, enlarged my wewe, bought cheap quality Viagra,
a new Rolex and met hordes of gorgeous young horny women from
around the neighborhood.
Now I have to pay for everything, but that's OK - just have to wait for
the call from my new Nigerian friends and collect my jackpot.
Boy, the internet is full of nice, honest wonderful people!
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Todays Thought:
"Life is not complex.
We are complex.
Life is simple, and the simple
thing is the right thing." - Oscar Wilde
thing is the right thing." - Oscar Wilde
Rae's Trivia......
WWII ushered in plastic surgery techniques that included
rebuilding entire limbs, extensive skin grafts, microsurgery,
antibodies, and increased knowledge about tissue health.
rebuilding entire limbs, extensive skin grafts, microsurgery,
antibodies, and increased knowledge about tissue health.
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