A little warmer this morning...34º...
In the 50's today.... But Cold weather coming.....
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My girlfriend told me last night that my lovemaking
is just like a news bulletin.
Brief, unexpected and usually a disaster.
is just like a news bulletin.
Brief, unexpected and usually a disaster.
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Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa
what they want and adults pay for it.
Deficits are when adults tell the government
what they want and their kids pay for it.
what they want and adults pay for it.
Deficits are when adults tell the government
what they want and their kids pay for it.
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A student was heading home for the holidays.
When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to
New York.
As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark,
"I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red
suitcase to London."
The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."
"Oh Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's
exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"
A student was heading home for the holidays.
When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to
New York.
As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark,
"I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red
suitcase to London."
The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."
"Oh Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's
exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"
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Well I wrapped the kids Christmas present and put it under the tree.
I just hope the little bugger doesn't give the game away by barking.
I just hope the little bugger doesn't give the game away by barking.
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The new young wife read her recipe.
It said to cover the turkey with aluminum foil and roast at
375 degrees until brown.
24 hours later the foil was still silver.
It said to cover the turkey with aluminum foil and roast at
375 degrees until brown.
24 hours later the foil was still silver.
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Ella was feeling tired, worn down, sluggish, bereft of pep.
Her get-up-and-go just got up and gone.
So, she scheduled her annual physical a little early this year.
When the doctor had completed the exhaustive examination.
He told Ella to meet him back in his office when she had finished
dressing.
From behind his desk, the doctor said, "Well, I can't find any
physiological reason for your problem...but I believe it's due to drinking."
"I'll bet you're right," replied Ella.
"And, you know what? I think it's utterly shameful!"
"Now, now," said the doctor.
"Millions of people have a problem with alcohol.
It's nothing to be ashamed of."
"It most certainly is!" Ella huffed, as she picked up her purse
and stood to leave.
Pausing in the doorway, she shook her head sadly at the doctor and
said, "I'll come back when you're sober."
Her get-up-and-go just got up and gone.
So, she scheduled her annual physical a little early this year.
When the doctor had completed the exhaustive examination.
He told Ella to meet him back in his office when she had finished
dressing.
From behind his desk, the doctor said, "Well, I can't find any
physiological reason for your problem...but I believe it's due to drinking."
"I'll bet you're right," replied Ella.
"And, you know what? I think it's utterly shameful!"
"Now, now," said the doctor.
"Millions of people have a problem with alcohol.
It's nothing to be ashamed of."
"It most certainly is!" Ella huffed, as she picked up her purse
and stood to leave.
Pausing in the doorway, she shook her head sadly at the doctor and
said, "I'll come back when you're sober."
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A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast Everybody had to be off the
streets or risk being shot.
However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm.
"Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer.
"I know where he lives Sir," he replied, "and he wouldn't have made it."
streets or risk being shot.
However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm.
"Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer.
"I know where he lives Sir," he replied, "and he wouldn't have made it."
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The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen
marry women in the countries where they’re stationed.
Contrary to popular belief, loneliness had nothing to do with it.
Once the men rotated back to the US, all their in-laws were thousands
of miles away.
marry women in the countries where they’re stationed.
Contrary to popular belief, loneliness had nothing to do with it.
Once the men rotated back to the US, all their in-laws were thousands
of miles away.
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We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines.
They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill.
I think we can......
All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say,
‘You see the enemy over there?
They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill.
I think we can......
All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say,
‘You see the enemy over there?
They say you look fat in those uniforms.’
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Todays Thought:
Those who build beneath the stars build too low. - Edward Young
Rae's Trivia....
On June 8th, 1959, Florida was bombed with mail.
It was an experiment with "missile mail".
From a point 100 miles offshore from Norfork, Virginia,
a Regulus I rocket, containing 3,000 letters was launched targeting
the naval air station at Mayport, Florida.
The experiment proved successful, however, the concept bombed.
It was an experiment with "missile mail".
From a point 100 miles offshore from Norfork, Virginia,
a Regulus I rocket, containing 3,000 letters was launched targeting
the naval air station at Mayport, Florida.
The experiment proved successful, however, the concept bombed.
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